A prayer for healing.
I wrote this while I was on sick leave from work.
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Attention snot goblins,
Your fellow sufferers need prayer. We are sinking in our Kleenex – toilet paper boats as we are hurdled down mucus river.
Sinusitis Sanatorium is still under construction. But we all know God is the great physician. Heal your snot goblins Lord. Dry up the mucus river. Heal our wounded lungs, sore ribs, and explosive noses. Mt. Vesuvius ain’t got nothin’ on us. Heal our watering eyes and stopped up ears.
A couple of your Little Boogers have been going about their days. Plodding along at a snails pace to get things done. But one booger just wouldn’t turn green. Stuck in a sinus cavity, unable to participate in the Sinusitis Prom. No one wants to feel left out.
Help us. Heal us Lord. Time for this party to be over.
Amen!