Ticket Tag
* This is not a real game. Please don’t try this; you will get a ticket. And no one wants to pay a fine instead of receiving a present for your next gift giving occasion.
Well, I heard a new one —- ticket tag. As I was loading my car at Wal-Mart, a woman was talking to someone. I’m guessing on the phone. She had gotten pulled over at a gas station. And her car was towed. “You would have come and got me? Wouldn’t you?” She said a name. Then said, “I don’t have time for f—-ing games. I’m not playing ticket tag.”
Rules for ticket tag:
1. Get pulled over. Who cares why. Run a stop sign. Run a red light. “But officer, that light was yellow. Honest.”Don’t wear your seat belt. Texting. Be creative. Channel your inner race car driver.
2. Let there be something wrong with your car. No tags. No insurance. Busted tail light. *Sorry folks, your mode of transportation being held together by bungee cords and duck tape is not a ticketable offense as long as all lights are visible.
3. Antagonize the officer. Not enough to go to jail, remember you just want a ticket. Have super bad breath. Eat. Ignore the officer’s existence after you’ve been pulled over. Answer the phone. Cuss, fuss. Insult the officers intelligence. Have fun with it.
Congratulations! You have a ticket. Plus court cost. 💸
You get extra points it your mode of transportation gets impounded. 💸
Borrow, beg, (don’t go as far as to steal) a ride. Repeat rules 1 thru 3. Now, you’re playing ticket tag.
Have fun. Go wild. Just don’t get arrested or its game over.
*This is not a real game. Please don’t try this you will get a ticket. And no one wants to pay a fine instead of receiving a present for your next gift giving occasion. It would be worse than having to buy new tires on your birthday or a new battery at Christmas.
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