You have three magic genie wishes, what are you asking for?
My father in heaven…
No.
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Star light. Star bright.
No!
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Abracadabra!
No!
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The man in the moon?
No!
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Mirror, mirror on the wall?
No!
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Where’s that frog?
Eew,no!
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A shooting star?
No!
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Throw a coin into a wishing well?
Keep your change. No!
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A message in a bottle?
No!
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A four leaf clover?
No!
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There’s no Genie.
No!
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Tarot card?
Never!
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Phsyic medium?
No.
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Magic and wishes?
Eye roll.
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Horoscope?
Nope.
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Numerology?
Nah.
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Law of attraction?
No!
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Tea leaves?
Only if I can drink the tea.
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Falling leaves?
Hmm, no.
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If I think it. Believe it. That will make it real?
Insert cricket sounds here.
Again, no.
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