Our day started on a stressful note. The power company decided Saturday morning at 8:30 am was the purr-fect time to clean out the power lines. Who doesn’t like being rolled out of the bed by chain saws? Full throttle sound battles. Dueling chainsaws! Yeah! 125 decibels of gas powered buzzing and whirringContinue reading “The clowder”
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Savage flu shot
When you are the passenger in the back seat, it’s so hard to hear. Add hearing loss into the mix; the words just – find lives of their own. This happens to me more often than not. Topic of conversation? Can’t remember. Resulting remarks. Oh I remember. Savage flu shot. The laughter that ensued wasContinue reading “Savage flu shot”
Knock, knock
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dish. What? Not what? Great! You’ve killed the joke. Take me to the dishwasher or you’ll come back to work with sour gnats and a funky smell at your workstation. I’ll make it so stanky, everyone will hold their noses as they walk by just for being a Joke killer. 🥣🥄🍴Continue reading “Knock, knock”
New Earth
2,030 marked the first human mission to Mars. Scientists were on this trip; people who were in charge of setting up the first ever base camp. Ground Y had already launched two BFS’s (Big Florida Spaceships) to Mars, full of cargo for the base camp. Earth held its collective breath as the big crafts landedContinue reading “New Earth”
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