We have an Elf at work that has been through so much. From the time clock keeper to a coffee drinker, this Elf has seen it all.
my breath smells.
Shew this mask is awful!
Someone get me out of this suit.
No I really didn’t toot.
Did someone say waffle?
It’s hot in here.
I’m starting to seer.
Water! Water! I’ll even take some snow.
Help me please. I’m on my knees.
Will this really stop me from getting a disease?
This situation really blows.
All the pox, CoVid lollipops, 6 strains of the flu.
This situation really makes me blue.
Help me please. Set me free.
Read my plight,
when I get free, you’re in for a fight.
Laugh! Go ahead and laugh.
This elf is watching you.
Maybe I’ll even sue.
Merry dang blab Christmas to you.
Merry Christmas
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