I met a guy.
He’s a real pi.
We dated in secret. Married the same.
Only after a 6 month time frame.
I said, “he swept me off my feet.”
He said, “I grounded him when we meet.”
Opposite on so many forms.
But then again, quite the norm.
One day; at work – during a staff meeting, someone noticed my ring.
Lots of attention they did bring –
to my quiet espouse.
My secret they tried to rouse.
I hadn’t mentioned my new last name.
For the time being, I kept everything the same.
They ooed and awed over my unique ring.
This one lady, in front of God and everybody did sing;
“Who would marry you?”
This poem is a complete work of fiction. No one has actually said that to me – yet.