Jolene got ran over by a cart
In the pet department at Wal-Mart
You might say all pet owners are friendly
But as for me and Shirley, we disagree
She had been lookin’ at sweaters for Chico
Took one too many steps backwards
And Bubba ran her over with his cart
Look out – there she goes
Bubba pushed her out of the way
Not even an oops or sorry
He filled his basket with Alpo
Quickly rolling down the aisle, out of sight
Jolene got ran over by a cart
In the pet department at Wal-Mart
Little Chico didn’t get a new sweater
Bubba took more than dog food on his roll
When we wondered over to the chip row
Here he comes!
She moved just in time
Bubba almost got her again
Jolene got ran over by a cart
In the pet department at Wal-Mart
You might say all pet owners are friendly
But as for me and Shirley, we disagree
*A cart is a motorized wheelchair. And this person really did try to run me over. There wasn’t anyone in Wal-Mart but him. And he was going where he wanted to go. He didn’t look up. Didn’t say excuse me or I’m sorry. He was laser focused on where he wanted to go.
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Sounds like Walmart… I’ve had the same experience at similar venues.
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I hope you ran for the hills. 🏃♂️
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Those are the days that my shopping gets truncated, certainly.
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Sometimes Wal-Mart can be hazardous to our health.
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Remember in grade school they would say “That just means he likes you!” when boys did mean things to us? Well I am here to say it today! hehehehe
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😁 I had forgotten about that.
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Yes, I witnessed a customer complain to the staff that a woman deliberately rammed him with her cart. I’m sorry that happened to you. People in Walmart can be so crazy and rude.
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Thanks. I’ve witnessed such rudeness in other stores. But I think where I’m in Wal-Mart more; I see it more.
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