to the Tune of The Rubberband Man
Hand me down my bucket
Hand me down that glob of butter
Hurry now and don’t be late
‘Cause we ain’t got time to chat
Butter Bucket Man and Fandango goin’ out
To catch the latest Chihuahua (we mean hound)
Fandango get’s ’round
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Or at least coat you with butter
Hey y’all prepare yourself for the Butter Bucket Man
You’ll never hear a sound
You’re bound to lose your sense of taste
When Butter Bucket Man starts to jam
Paula Dean gets down
Oh boy, this dude is outta sight literally,
that butter is slicker than glass
Once I saw them
Like a streak of butter cross the kitchen floor
Tom Cruise’n to the fridge door
Then I saw this off white fluffy thing
Scootin’ like a stick of butter across the floor
Hey, I laughed so hard When Butter Bucket Man fell down
He couldn’t reach the door
Hey y’all prepare yourself for the Butter Bucket Man
You’ll never hear a sound
When Butter Bucket Man and Fandango are ’round
You’re bound to lose your sense of taste
When Butter Bucket Man starts to jam
That bucket is round
Oh boy, this dude is outta sight
Got that butter bucket out
Down to his toes in butter
And then he wiggled them up
Even Fandango is yellow
Butter Bucket Man? Why?
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Spewing butter as they roll
Where in the world did he learn to do that Lord, help us not fall in the butter fall out
Hey y’all prepare yourself for the Butter Bucket Man
You’ll never hear a sound
When Butter Bucket Man and Fandango are ’round
You’re bound to lose your sense of taste
When Butter Bucket Man starts to jam
Fandango, put that little thing away
Leave that Chihuahua alone
Butter Bucket Man,
Butter Bucket Man
How much butter did you have to buy?
The bees are going to eat you up this summer
And then he got the nerve to wiggle Fandango at me
Went to the fridge
Got that feeling in his knees
More BUTTER!
Once I saw them
Like a streak of butter cross the kitchen floor
Tom Cruise’n to the fridge door
Just move it like the Butter Bucket Man
Butter Bucket Man moving like lightnin’ cross the floor
Just move it like the Butter Bucket Man
Butter Bucket Man don’t step on Fandango
Get it Butter Bucket Man,
get down low
