Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dish. What? Not what? Great! You’ve killed the joke. Take me to the dishwasher or you’ll come back to work with sour gnats and a funky smell at your workstation. I’ll make it so stanky, everyone will hold their noses as they walk by just for being a Joke killer. 🥣🥄🍴Continue reading “Knock, knock”
Author Archives: Chico’s Mom
Oooooo, I had….
Name the most expensive personal item you’ve ever purchased (not your home or car). I had the perfect answer; my house. But no, it can’t be my house. Or my car. Well shoot. So what’s next? That would have to be my cell phone. It’s the most expensive thing next in line the (I) paidContinue reading “Oooooo, I had….”
Cry me a river
Yesterday I saw the prompt below. After I reread the rules, my work doesn’t qualify since I did fix my error. However, the prompt did inspire me. Thank you. I’ve been playing with blackout poetry and I guess blackout art? Cry me a river So, you got your little heart broken? Nobody cares. Cry meContinue reading “Cry me a river”
Winter Season
Panic After 50 years, you would think he could talk to his mother and have a normal conversation with her. You would think she would have a warm, nurturing relationship with both her sons. You would think that when she berated him so, he would be able to take up for himself. You would beContinue reading “Winter Season”
Waste not. Want not: book ends
Geography
What was your favorite subject in school?
Blackout poetry
I have been seeing blackout poetry a lot and really like it. But hadn’t been able to try it yet. I found an old book to give it a try. But then it came down to trying, I couldn’t. The book I found was a copy of Ben Hur. I couldn’t deface it. Up theContinue reading “Blackout poetry”
Free poem
Winter Season
I’m sorry everyone. I got out of order. Here’s what’s really next. Promise to pay closer attention next time. Smile Please be advised ADULT LANGUAGE! Oscar chuckled. “Unless we have an Earthquake, I don’t think your bed will be rocked too much.” “You’re not going to throw a wild party and all your drunk guestsContinue reading “Winter Season”