What happened when you have a bucket of treats on your lap with 2 dogs in the house?

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What happened when you have a bucket of treats on your lap with 2 dogs in the house?

New neighbors?
Otis looked the coffee table over, âainât ânough money in the ho wide world make me be a school teach.â
Oscar had had enough of this visit. âThere ainât enough money in the universe to get you to work let alone choose a field to work in.â
âNo need to be ugly. I stopped to see âbout you.â
Oscar glared at Oat.
âDonât be lookinâ at me like that.â His brother scoffed as he pushed the recliner open. âCalled like twenty times. I ainât leavinâ no message. Goberment done got my number. Iâm keepinâ whatâs left.â
Alright, Oscar thought to himself as he leaned forward. His cell phone indeed did show six missed calls from Oat. âWhat makes you so special that Uncle Sam wants to keep tabs on you?â
Otis just laughed, âifâin I told you that, Iâd has ta kill ya.â
âOf course,â as they were talking a moving van pulled up in front of the old Morrison house.
âWhoooo, looks like you be gettinâ new neighbors,â Oat drew a sharp breath through his teeth. âCity trash.â
âAny idea who it might be?â
âPussy heard town talk isât Morrison grand youngan.â
Oscar got up from his seat disappearing into the house. When he came out, he had on shoes and a coat.
âTell me you not gonna help city trash.â
âYes,â Oscar smoothed down his collar.
âShoot,â Oat jumped out of the recliner without closing it. âI worked all darn day. Iâm goinâ home.â
Oscar roared with laughter despite his headache. âWhat have you done all day?â
Oat puffed out his chest at the insult. âBen a daddy.â He slammed the door behind himself.
Oscar would have rather been hit than reminded of that. So what, he was fifty and unmarried. He was relying on God to help him find a wife. He wasnât doing a very good job on his own. And he really didnât feel like helping this person but it did get rid of his brother. He took a deep breath and braced himself for the cold. Snow was one thing, wind was something totally different.
Especially since he didnât feel like himself.
It was probably wrong of him not to want to spend any time around his brother or his family. The truth of the matter was he didnât like them very much. He loved his brother because they were brothers but he didnât like the person he had grown up to be. If it wasnât for the fact that they were brothers, Oscar wouldnât even know Oat.
There was this small piece of him that was praying that when Oat became a father that he would be able to have a relationship with any nieces or nephews. Oscar was there for all their births. He sat in the waiting room with his mother as each new Patterson came into this world. But when it all became about the money; can you bring diapers when you come out? Will you bring formula? We forgot milk? Pussyâs sick, will you stop by Dillonâs and pick up her medicine; neglecting to mention that you are going to have to pay for it. He stopped going all together. Christmas his presents was demanded. He would give them that. He figured at this point he would get to know his nieces and nephews when they went through his class.
Oat was continually telling Oscar that he had gotten above his raisinâ. A phrase Oscar couldnât understand. He guessed it was impossible to make a better life for yourself; to not be what you have always known. In order not to stress over it, he told himself that Otis was jealous. It always helped him feel better for a little while. But never for long.
I tell people this all the time. As well as myself. Godâs got this. But being human; all too often, I let my mind run wild with the what ifâs. Conveniently forgetting, Godâs got this.
Everyone on every thing we buy is feeling the burden of inflation. Products and services seem higher today than they were yesterday.
I heat my house with propane. Even though I was able to lock in summer propane prices; I was stressing over just how much it was going to cost to fill my tank up. Iâve been saving since July. The dread of having to write that massive check building with each passing day.
So Monday, they filled up my tank. Slowly, I opened the invoice left on my door. âHuh!â It wasnât nearly as bad as it has been in past years. I filled out my check with glee.
Iâm still on the hunt for an alternative heating source. Godâs got that too.
What was the hardest personal goal you’ve set for yourself?
Iâve been working on this most of my adult life.
My last weight loss journey: dreams, marshmallow pie
One post, awhile back, was about me dreaming about fries. All I wanted was an order of fries. Could being on a diet cause these dreams about food?
Hot on the heals of that dream I dreamed about marshmallow pies. Though, I havenât eaten one in years.
In this dream, a friend of mine weâre going to a store. None descript store in anywhere dream town. Heâs talking about how wonderful these marshmallow pies are with peppermint. Iâm intrigued. My friend (in real life) knows a lot about what snacks and combinations of snacks work to knock your socks off. So when he says these marshmallow pies and peppermint are a great combination, Iâm up for trying.
In my dream, we split up. And he never returns. Who knows why. But at this point, Iâm having one of those pies and some peppermint.
I hunt this store over for those marshmallow pies. Past purses and shoes. Through toys and tools. Around clothes and housewares. But for whatever reason, I canât seem to make it to food. Let alone the snack aisle.
Where could these stupid pies be? Did they stop making them? The longer I look, the more frantic I become. I WANT those pies. The peppermint has long since been forgotten. Just PIES!
Nowhere. They are nowhere.
Out of frustration, I ask a sales clerk where are those stupid little pies? She takes me to a shelf covered with returns? Or junk? Or both? Digs deep in one of the shelves pulling out a crushed box of marshmallow pies. The holy grail. The light at the end of the tunnel. CHRISTMAS! I donât wait for my friend. I donât even wait to pay for the box of crumbs. One pie. One whole pie is all I really want. I tare into the box. And like the prize from a box of Cracker Jacks, there it was. One whole pie. Upon finding my prize, I sit on the cold polished concrete floor and devour my prize.
Part 2
A jerking motion startled her awake. Yellow lights were flashing ahead of her like a kaleidoscope through her rain soaked windshield. A faint whining noise filled her ears.
Clank.
Whine.
Jerk.
Whine.
Clank.
This had to be a tow truck. She didnât think people were allowed to ride in their vehicles while being towed. As hard as it was raining, she would take her chances. The ride was jiggly but dry.
The truck pulled to a stop under a large canopy. Someone completely covered pecked on her window. âItâs safe to get out now!â He shouted. When she opened the door, his voice was much softer. âWatch your step.â He had placed a step ladder beside the truck so it would be easier for her to climb down. âDo you have a bag or something? Iâll take you to the hotel and tomorrow Iâll work on your car.â Once she was safe on the ground, âhave you eaten? Nothing is open at this hour but I can get you something from the vending machine.â
She pointed at the cooler. âI have plenty if youâre hungry.â He left to get a smaller vehicle, she read the side of his rollback and laughed. WHEN A HOOKER WONâT DO. She was still laughing when he pulled another truck around.
âWhatâs so funny?â He asked smiling.
âYour sense of humor.â She pointed at the rollback.
âThe church ladies kicked up a fuss over it.â
The ride to the hotel wasnât far. In the lobby; as she unpacked the cooler, he peeled off his rain gear. âThank you for your kindness. What do I owe you?â
âLetâs wait and see whatâs wrong with your car.â
âSure.â
They ate a quick sandwich. She checked in. He left.
The room was quiet, on the ground floor. She stared at the closed door for a long time. Locked. The chained was pulled. But on a whim she propped a chair against the door. Took a shower. As she laid in the bed, a copy of Bram Stokerâs Dracula was laying on the night stand. Didnât hotels have Bibles? Maybe the last guest left it? When she opened the cover, there written on the page was âWelcome to Rushylvania. Enjoy your stay.â At least now she knew where she was. This sparked a thought, she checked her phone. One bar of service. Her weather app opened with what could have been the whining of the winch on the rollback, very slow. Finally, RUSHYLVANIA popped up. âRain stopping in 1 hour.â Tomorrow should be partly sunny at 65 degrees. She closed her phone and began to read Dracula.
Otis
Please be advised ADULT LANGUAGE!
It was a good thing this panic attack happened on a Friday night. Looks like he slept most of Saturday away. His papers hadnât magically graded themselves, nor did the snow amount to much.
He did muster up enough energy to call Chet, to thank him for caring so much. He knew that if he ever needed anything, all he had to do was call Chet. And like wise he would do whatever he could for his best friend. He did ask Chet about the key. Oscar had given him one but Chet had left it at home.
The knob to Oscarâs front door started turning violently. When Oscarâs brother realized he couldnât get in by force, he knocked. âI wasnât gonna stop but ma made me.â He pushed past Oscar into the house. âMaâd be here ifâ that rude friend of yourn wouldâve come got her.â
âWhy didnât you bring her? You live with her.â Oscar thought after he spoke that he shouldnât have said that. It was one of many things as a Christian he knew he needed to work on.
âYou know I ainât got no money.â Oat threw himself down into Oscarâs chair. âPlus,â he drew a sharp breath through his teeth. âIâs nailinâ the misses.â
âIf you are going to sit down, I would prefer you do it like you have some manners.â He picked up his glass and took it to the kitchen.
âBro, you know what you need?â
âIâm afraid to ask.â
Oscar and Otis were as different as night and day. Oscar found himself wondering if they really did have the same parents. He envisioned he belonged to the milk man. But that wasnât the case. He was turned more like his father and Otis more like their mother. The ten years difference between them was noticeable to everyone that knew the both of them. Oscar tried to keep that group very small. But growing up and living in a small town didnât make this easy.
âYou need fucked. Ah good lay do you a ho heap ah good. Pussy got a cos, Doris. Ainât much to see but ainât all tits the same in the dark?â
âHow many times do I have to ask you not to use that language in my presents?â He sat on the couch gazing out the window.
âYou need a woman.â
âThat is such a red neck thing to say.â
Otis laughed, âIâm red. Good ole boy sum say.â
Oscar leaned back into the soft cushions of his couch. The smell of Otisâ cheap cologne, sweat, and beer was causing his head to throb. âThe only time you ever come over here is when you want something, what do you want?â

Introduction
Got blood?
I did not do an introduction for this short story. Many apologies. We just jumped right in.
Like the âNot that personâ series Iâve started; quite a bit of mail goes through my fingers. One address that caught my attention was Rushylvania. Yes, it is a real place.
Transylvania is associated with vampires. Vampires can travel. So why couldnât Dracula have an unknown summer home? I mean, you have to venture out of your comfort zone sometimes. Once you drained all the local villagers, you gotta go somewhere. Why not this budding country called America? New blood. New adventures. When the dead (collect the pon it you want to) of winter pushes its way to Transylvania, why not âRushâ to the new world?
I have discovered, Iâm running on fumes.
An empty love tank?
Itâs not all about gloom and dooms.
So with myself, I need to be frank.
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What would fill my empty tank?
What traits do I seek from a romance?
There are things Iâve learnt from past relationships I can take to the bank.
Things that make my heart dance.
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Donât ignore me!
We are all busy.
Most of us, our time will flee.
The madness of life will make us dizzy.
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I can buy my own things.
Help me.
Something different to the table can you bring?
The things I canât do. Can you see?
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But alas, here I am.
Empty? Not completely.
Chico helps the clouds scram.
Close friends make life sweetly.
~
God will guide me toward my valentine.
Bruce, Kip, Trent, or Larry.
All in due time.
I donât have a name yet, this isnât scary.
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There are more things I need to learn about me.
Itâs difficult to learn when youâre just trying to tread.
Life and love, there could be a he.
If not, itâs okay. My heart, God always will mend.
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Flowers die. Jewelry gets lost.
In the words of Eliza Doolittle, âshow meâ.
I know there is a way to melt the frost.
Part of this we will need to do together to set love free.
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An empty love tank doesnât have to exist.
Not one but two tanks to fill.
A love of frost, rain and mist.
Overflowing, into the world a love to spill.
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The End
Inspired by The Five Love Languages by Dr. Gary Chapman
Eliza Doolittle is a character from My Fair Lady
Part one:
Bo was standing in the middle of life. At least thatâs what she told herself. 50. Most people laughed at her when she said, âIâm going to live to be 100 and this is my midlife crisis.â
Kentucky had always been her home. Country girl born and raised. This job opportunity in Grand Rapids was one she wasnât going to let pass by. She was going to kick the dirt from her boots and give it her best shot.
A cousin she hadnât seen in years invited her to spend the night in Columbus. They had a great visit reminiscing about old times and family long gone. As family tends to do, her cousin loaded her up with food as she said her farewells and hit the trail.
Her little car sputtered to a stop in front of a road sign that read âgas 10 miles aheadâ. A glance at the gas gage informed her this was not her problem. Wouldnât you know it, no cellphone service. As she stared into the blank space of her mind trying to figure out what to do next, a heavy plop pulled her attention to her windshield and the fact it was now raining. âFantastic,â the sarcasm dripped from her tongue. What to do? All she could do in the pouring rain with no cellphone service, turn her hazard lights on and pray no one hit her.
âBe productive.â This time would not go to waste. An idea had been rolling around in her head for days. Now, was the perfect time to get this idea out and into some workable form. She had never been one for story form, outlines, or bullets of preparation. The words just flowed. After the fact was when attention was paid to events, time, and in some cases space. The longer she sat on the side of the road, the harder it rained.
It was difficult not to think about the countless number of horror movies and books that had been produced about the situation where she found herself.
