The Snake and The Rabbit

Settling of accounts

One muggy August afternoon, Inspector Hopkins came calling. He was a sorry sight. His head was hung low with his hat in his hand. Holmes, myself, Lizzie and Mycroft were having tea.

The good inspector took a deep breath.

“Both?” Lizzie spoke from her seat on the window.

Inspector Hopkins looked at her with shock in his eyes. “Both.” He shuffled his hat in his hands, “how did you know?”

“I know my father.”

I looked at Holmes who was looking at Lizzie. He finally made eye contact with me. Somehow he knew what was going on. I could see it.

Over the next couple days, Lizzie busied herself with funeral arrangements. Her father had a will and she employed Mr. McFarlane to settle it.

I had never known Holmes’ to be religious or spiritual. However, it was becoming apparent to me that Lizzie was. Her afore mention of God was no accident. During her stay with us, we had many heated debates about religion. Holmes was about logic, data, and facts; if he could see it, taste it and touch it then and only then it might be real. Myself, though I never went to church, I saw many things on the battlefield that logic could never explain away.

So when at the funeral Holmes played and she sang it brought tears to my eyes. The desire in me was to fall to my knees and weep openly. His playing accompanied with her song was sad yet joyful at the same time. I was not along in my feeling of joyful despair other sobs filled my ears. Inspector Hopkins was beside me, he too was wiping fiercely at his face.

A few days after the funeral, Holmes had been out for some reason. I was sitting on the couch when he returned reading.

“Engrossed?”

“Fascinated.”

Holmes raised an eyebrow at me. “Indeed.”

“Holmes, what do you know of the song that you played at Mr. Parker’s funeral?”

He took a deep breath, “they sang it all the time. Her grandmother loved the song. She had gotten the lyrics from a traveling preacher.” He smiled a sad smile as he looked out the window. “The house always smelt of food. She would be in the kitchen kneading huge piles of dough.” Holmes sniffed the air. There was a twinkle in his eyes. “Come Watson.”

We went down stairs. At the bottom of the stairs, we heard singing.  I knew not the song. We snuck into the kitchen to find Lizzie kneading dough and Mrs. Hudson stirring in a pot. Holmes tiptoed behind Lizzie and stole a piece of dough.

Lizzie playfully gasped and giggled, “dough thief. Am I my grandmother now? If so; I need to chase you around the kitchen with a cloth and threaten you within an inch of your life.”

He stared at her for a moment, “something is missing.”

She looked wounded, “from my bread.”

He smiled trailing his finger through the loose flour then wiped it down her nose. “Now you are closer to being your grandmother.”

She laughed and chased him around the kitchen with her cloth. “I hope you mind not, I invited Mycroft over for tea.”

“Not ah-tall.”

The look on his face; I had told Lizzie that I knew Holmes loved her. From the look on his face at this moment, I knew that he adored her.

He had caught her hands, “you boys run along up stairs.” The bell rang, someone was at the door. “Find a way to entertain your brother. I know that might be difficult.”

He whispered something in her ear. She smiled as he kissed the top of her hand. Mrs. Hudson looked at me and smiled.

It was Mycroft at the door. I was lost in thought as we three walked to the parlor. I thought about Irene Adler and how Holmes called her “the woman”. I always thought she was the woman that he judged all women by. Then there was the young Violet Smith. I had hopes for those two. But it was not she that he was attracted to, it was the problem. The thrill of the chase. However, downstairs was a woman that had from all accounts, crushed him. After having met her, I understood why a man would detest the female sex. Though she had no malice in her for her decision to take another path that included him not; the pain was no less the same.

I left the room. As if in a haze, I walked down Bakers Street until I found a bench. My head ah-whirl with images and thoughts. I noticed not that someone had sat down beside me until she hissed.

“Do you need to talk?” Her voice was but a whisper.

“Where do I begin?”

“How about at the beginning?”

“All of my life, I have been searching for love. Holmes often makes off colour remarks when it comes to my knowledge of the fairer sex.” I smiled. “My short marriage to Mary was as I hoped it would be.” I paused, “I miss her.” We sat in silence as I collected my thoughts. “You have told me your reasoning behind why you turned him down. I see it but fail to understand. The way he looked at you in the kitchen, I dream of that. I dream of a love so strong. You two have it and will do nothing with it.”

Her voice was calm when she asked, “what would you suggest I do?”

I was ah-gasp, “get married, start a family, moved to that little cottage in Sussex Downs and live out the rest of your lives in the bliss of love.”

“How do you see that?”

I was stunned. “What?”

“Tell me what you see. How do you see us?”

“You both blissfully happy. The man adores you. I saw it on his face.”

She stood, “I will not do that to him.”

“What give him joy?” I was angry beyond measure. I stood as well.

She sat back down very gently and I followed. “Watson, think with me for a minute, humor me.” I looked at her blankly. She closed her eyes before speaking. “For as long as Sherlock has been in your life; he has never been fond of women. Correct?”

“Correct.”

“Tell me why?”

“I have learned that you made the decision not to marry him.”

“And what did I tell you?”

“Which time?” I hissed.

“Love has never been our problem.”

The Coffee Shop Conversation

Part 2

“Yes, why? From a married woman’s point of view why?”

“Well,” she stammered. “Uh, the big romantic wedding.” With a coo I heard, “the dress. All the love. People are happy that you’re happy. It’s your BIG day.”

“A wedding that costs at least $5,000. Half the gifts are duplicutes of things you already own. In a dress that you starved yourself to fit into since you set the date.”

Sipping sounds, “the honey moon.”

“Singles cruise.”

“Babies!” She shouted. “I love my babies.” Birds flew out of a near by tree.

“Befriend someone with small children. Or better yet, nieces or nephews. Okay, play with them. Shower them with love. And leave when you’re ready.”

“Sex.”

“Vibrator.”

“Psst, come now.” I could just imagine her getting embarrassed. More sipping. “Having that warm body to cuddle with.”

“Get a dog.”

“That need for human affection.”

“Best friend, family, social media.”

“Second income. It’s almost impossible to live off one income.”

“Stop living above your means.”

“Such as?”

“I drive an 11 year old car with cranky down windows. No WiFi at my house. My phone is my computer, planner, camera. You name it there’s an app for that. Get a side hustle.”

“Side hustle? What do you do?

“Clean gutters, build fences, paint, stain. My latest project was, I built a fire pit.”

“Wow! Really? That’s amazing.”

“Thank you.”

“So you own a home?”

“Me and the bank. When I was pre-approved for a mortgage, they pre-approved me for $75,000. I knew I couldn’t afford that. My house cost $45,000. It’s perfect for me and my little dog.”

“Ours was $150,000 and we used it all. Plus.”

“With two children, I can see why.”

She sighed, “maybe.” There was a pause. “I’m a stay at home mom. Ben would be so upset if he couldn’t single-handedly provide for our family.” Sip. Sip. “Someone to do stuff with.”

“I’ll give you that one. Sometimes it’s nice to go out to dinner or the movies. But that doesn’t mean I want to take anyone home with me.”

“Did I mention sex?”

“You did. I can’t wait for society to make it acceptable to procreate in a Petrie dish.”

“You don’t like sex?”

“Overrated. Do what you need to do and let me up.”

“Then you haven’t had good sex.”

“Pointless unless you want to procreate. We waste so much time and energy on sex. Emotions. Someone hurt my little feelings. Blah, blah. Move on.”

“It feels good.”

“So does charity work. Or a good hard days work for that matter. Seeing a job well done. Lot’s of things make you feel good. If we spent as much time worrying about poverty, climate change, or finding cures for our greatest illnesses, we wouldn’t have any thing to worry about.”

“Men have special needs.”

“Blow up doll. And she won’t take half of what he owns when he deflates her.”

“I like having Ben around. He makes me feel safe.”

“Baseball bat, gun, uh huh dog.”

“Gun,” she shuttered. “No. Do you own a gun?”

“Yes. But I don’t have children to worry about either.”

“Now I don’t believe that someone doesn’t turn you on. Who is he? Come on you can tell me. Or she?”

“No on both counts.”

“Then who is your favorite actor. What about that person turns you on?”

“Do you remember Mr. Brown’s history class?”

The tone of her voice dropped, “yes.”

“Remember that poster he had…”

“Yes,” she snapped her fingers as she cut her friend off. “That hunk holding a beach ball shaped like Earth. I always wondered why a history teacher would have that poster when it was more suited for gym class.” She whispered, “do you think Mr. Brown was really gay?”

“Hmmm, don’t know. I don’t know where he got that particular poster from but Atlas had a chiseled jaw. I just wanted to hold his face in my hands.”

“A chiseled jaw line rocks your world?” Her friend was not amused.

“And a smokin’ hot voice.”

“Voice?!” She squeaked.

“Yeah, you know the kind of voice that sells romance novels to women.”

“What about money, status, muscles, car, oooh eyes. Dreamy eyes.”

“Most of all, I want someone to be kind to me. I can buy my own shit.”

“Well, okay. What about the man you were engaged to?”

“The closer we got, we discovered that we really didn’t have anything in common. He wanted a family. I didn’t. He wanted to move to California. I didn’t. He wanted to combine our household income so that I could help carry the burden of his debt. I made more than him at the time. I didn’t. I had my own student debt to pay back. In the 3 years that we dated, he bought 6 different cars. He was a financial mess. I ain’t got time to raise a child. So yeah. Nope.”

“You made more than him. Most men I know get tore up over that.”

“Oh, he loved it.”

“Well.” Sip. Sip.

“How’s your family?”

“My mom’s dead and my dad’s a piece of,” she paused. “Work. We don’t speak.”

“How sad. I’m sorry.”

“Thank you. It’s better this way.”

“It just seems so sad to me to go through this life alone.” A shiny red sports car pulled up and blew its horn. She squealed, “Hi honey. This is Ava.”

“Hi.”

Woman one; jumped the patio fence and got into the car, waving as they drove the 1,000 feet to the entrance of the hotel. If she would have looked, there was a little gate not far from my feet. I guess the coffee shop gets lots of customers from the hotel.

I took this moment to look at the woman that got left behind. She simply grinned, “God, let it be 31 more years before I see her again.”

What lies at your door..

I got your message from this phone number in March.

My heart, it did not parch.

I prayed. And I prayed.

My emotions, it did not stray.

This has been building since I was 10.

Do you remember what happened then?

I tried to tell you about ‘Cinderella Syndrome’.

But it went over your dome.

I love my nieces.

And I’m sorry they got caught in our feces.

“I should forgive and forget.” It’s the Christian thing to do.

You did the best you knew how to do.

Did you?

I’m the one who is broken both physically and emotionally. You knew?

I’m an adult. Should I feel this way?

If I talk, will you listen? Will you hear the things I need to say?

The last 49 years have taught me, no.

Why should the next 51 be any different? So;

in my broken mind, you only really loved one child.

You protected, sheltered, fought for the one you considered meek and mild.

I witnessed the love you pour on my nieces.

I witnessed the tears you spilled when your favorite child (in your eyes) fell to pieces.

You are capable of great love. Where was mine?

Why couldn’t I ever feel the shine?

I wish you no ill will. Just know, I am not fine.

You made your bed. And I’m making mine.

You may remember life differently.

The past I stand on is rickety.

I have work to do on me.

Work I should never have to do. See?

No, I don’t think you ever will.

What I’m saying should be a bitter pill.

A pill you don’t want to swallow.

Let along accept that you created this hollow.

I’m an adult. And how I choose to move forward is up to me.

You do not get to treat me like a dirty flea.

I am a child of God. I have worth.

I am capable of mirth.

Other people can see this in me.

You can only see it with a fee.

This is not an invitation

for open communication.

I am not! I will not be anyones emotional rag doll.

Upon this point, you can bet all.

This mess lies at your door.

This mess has been spilt on the floor.

I’m shutting this door.

And I’m mopping up the floor.

How we proceed is up to God.

I will go where he tells me to trod.

Time will tell if this path includes you.

God’s time not mine has the power to make things anew.

The Snake and The Rabbit

The meeting

“All things die good doctor. To me a bird in a cage is a sad bird; they fail to hold their splendor . Their colors are never as brilliant. Their songs never as lively as when they are in their natural element. Being in that cage does bad things to them.”

“Surely people are different. More resilient than a bird.”

“Are they? What about Mrs. Tarter’s brother? How resilient was he?”

“As Holmes would say, we have insufficient data to make any assumptions.”

“Indeed.” She sighed.

Inspector Hopkins returned. He had scheduled his meeting with Mr. Parker and was half an hour earlier than he. He looked at Lizzie with the greatest of concern, “are you sure you are ready for this?”

“Of course,” She smiled.

Lizzie was hiding in Holmes’ room when the elderly gentleman appeared. “Mr. Parker,” I smiled. “Do come in.”

Holmes was staring out the window. “I believe you have met Inspector Hopkins?” I stated.

“Yes, we have met.”

The inspector moved a chair from the table close to the couch. I sat on the couch with Mr. Parker, Holmes remained in the window.

Inspector Hopkins spoke, “Mr. Parker, I have here a document for you to sign.”

The old man lowered his head, “death certificate.”

“Sorry. No sir, it would be a confidential statement.”

Mr. Parker was in shock, “what is the meaning of this?” He stared at Holmes.

It was the inspector that answered, “Mr. Parker, we are going to talk about things in this room today of which cannot under any circumstances leave this room.”

“I am sure I do not understand.”

“We will explain everything; however, in order to do that, we insist you sign this document.”

He read over it with the greatest of care. It must have taken him ten minutes or more to study it. He then added his signature to the page; followed by myself, Holmes, and the inspector.

“Why did you all sign the thing?” He huffed.  

Lizzie stepped into the room. “Because no one can know that I am here.”

No one in the room said a word for a moment. All eyes were on Lizzie except her father’s.

Finally he roared, “What kind of trick is this, too fool an old man? I know you hate me Holmes but I do declare.” He stood “look”, turned and looked to see his daughter standing there smiling.

“Hello dad, it is no trick. I am alive by the grace of God, fine medicine, and caring friends.” She walked to him. He walked toward her, studying every inch of her. They embraced. He must have squeezed her because she said, “not too hard. I am still sore.”

We talked way into the night. We deduced that Mr. Merryweather and the governess was poisoning her with animal urine. The times when her father was by her side, they were unable to get to her; therefore, she would start to get better. My head was spinning at the pure madness of it.

“I will kill him.” The old man shook his fist in the air.

Lizzie held his arm and smile, “no dad. He will get his comeuppance.”

He stroked her face, “my little girl, always believing that life will correct itself.”

“I have not been proven otherwise yet.”

At the end of our visit, they embraced. He kissed his daughter on the cheek and told her how much he loved her. How sorry he was that all this mess had happened to her. He thanked me for saving his daughter. When he turned to Holmes, he just stood there for a long time. “I have wronged you Mr. Holmes and you were right about,” he shrugged. “In a manner of speaking, I am America’s biggest nincompoop. You may never find it in yourself, though, I beg your forgiveness. I am truly sorry. Thank you so much.” He kissed Lizzie again before leaving.

Lizzie was standing on one side of the window and Holmes on the other.

“He will kill Cooper.”

Inspector Hopkins cleared his throat. “Do you think so?”

“Yes.” Her answer was straight forward and with no show of emotion.

The Coffee Shop Conversation

Part 1

I have a secret pleasure. A dirty little pleasure. It’s oh so shameful. Once a year, since I graduated from college. That’s been a long time ago. I’m telling my age.

When the hint of fall is in the air. The weather is getting a little cooler. We start dreaming of scarves and sweaters. I indulge my pleasure. During covid, when it was open, I would go through the drive thru of the coffee shop and get a Pumpkin Spice Latte. They are so sinfully delicious. But just one. Once a year. My treat to ring in the season of fall. Chico always gets a treat when he goes with me. Girl and her dog getting treats.

This year I decided to go in. I hadn’t been in the coffee shop for 6 whole years. I know what you’re thinking, the pandemic wasn’t that long. True. I don’t always have time to get out and go inside.

This day, I was in no hurry. The weather was fantastic. Why not enjoy the experience. And I do mean experience. After picking up my drink from the counter, I took an empty lung inhale over the pumpkin cinnamon goodness. Then meandered outside to a beautiful autumn day. The sun was shining. A nice breeze was blowing. Perfection!

I picked the table at the farthest corner of the patio. Propped up my feet before taking another breath of my latte. The breeze picked up random leaves. Making this a perfect scene. I wouldn’t allow the littered white napkin that blew across the parking lot to spoil my perfect day. Nor the fact that they spelt my name wrong.

Earbuds in, it was time to catch up on some reading. Maybe do a little writing. Perfect day. Perfect drink. Just PERFECT!

Two people sat down at the table to my left. What made them choose this spot, I’ll never know but I’m glad they did. I didn’t turn to look at them. Just sipped at my drink.

When they started talking I assumed they were women.

Woman one, slightly out of breath, “it is so good to see you.”

“You too.”

“How long has it really been?”

“High school graduation.”

“Huh, really.”

“Pretty sure.”

“That’s too long.” Moment of silence. “You know we just had a high school reunion. You missed it.”

“How many showed up?”

“‘Bout 30. Nothing exciting happened.”

“Tell me what’s goin’ on in your world?”

“My oldest just graduated from college and moved to Alaska, of all places.” I could feel the eye roll. “Jimmy just started middle school.” Long sigh.

“What brings you to my small corner of the world?”

“Ben has a training. Jimmy is staying with my mom while we have a little get away. We are staying at that hotel there.” A phone rings. “Oh hi honey. Just sitting at the coffee shop across from the hotel talking to Ava. Remember me telling you all about my high school friend? See, here she is.”

“Hi.”

“Okay honey. Have fun.” Deep sigh, “he’s so thoughtful. He was on break and was just checking on me. What about you? Did you ever get married?”

Scoff, “uh no. Was engaged once. That was close enough.”

“You know; in school, Bo had a crush on you.”

“Me? Get out.”

“Really. Head over heels.”

“I never knew.”

“It’s never too late.”

“I’m too old to be havin’ babies. No thanks. I’ll stick with my dog.”

That thought made me smile. ‘Stick with your dog’ girlfriend.

“Ben and I have had our moments but overall it’s been a good marriage.”

“I’m happy for you.”

“Oh you should get married.” She sighed, sounding almost dreamy. “Every girl needs to get married once.”

“Don’t get mad at me. I sincerely want to know – why? Sell me marriage.”

“Why?!” From the tone of her voice, she was both shocked and appalled.