One Sunday, I’m hanging out with *fam-ends. As the day wounds down, I run to my house to take fresh dry laundry off the line and care for Chico, my little dog.
I finish my tasks and head back out. In typical me fashion, I have my hands full. I stuck the key in the lock while trying not to drop my precious red neck elixir. Now mind you my key has been acting wonky for awhile. It sticks. I was expecting more of the same. Not this time. Oh no. It just spins. Round and round it goes. Then key, with tumbler attached, comes out. I stare at it in dismay. Great! Followed by 2 (two) small gold colored springs that I will never find. They may be padding a birds nest by now for all I know.
Okay. What now? I’m locked out of my house. I’ll go down to the basement. Surely I have tools down there. I need a pair of needle nose pliers. I have a socket set and a hammer. That helps me not. Here’s a snow shovel. Nope. No help.
To my best friends house I go. We come back armed with a pair of needle nose pliers that are used to repair jewelry and 3 smart human brains. Okay to be fair, 2 smart and 1 average brain, me. We can do this.
We try the pliers, a health care coverage card, nails. This lock can be picked. Right? Couldn’t do it with the card how about a trowel and a hammer. If – I – can – just – get – behind – that – dead bolt. Nope.
One friend got honked at as she was walking around the house to find not a single window that she was able to open and climb through. Add all the facts together; she’s pretty and had on cut off glitter shorts. The person driving the truck didn’t stand a chance. If worse came to worse, we were going to pose her petit frame on the side of the road to ask help from passers-by. Mask required of course. Help accepted; covid rejected.
Fiddle, tinker – did that round thing move? Fiddle, jiggle – no it didn’t.
We could hear my little dog whimpering on the other side of the door. No amount of coaxing could get him to turn the deadbolt from the inside. Shame on you Chico. Stretch your Chihuahua body up there and turn that knob.
We finally did it. More inner parts of the lock fell out exposing an area that surprisingly I did have the right tool for in the basement.
We didn’t have to pose my friend on the side of the road. I didn’t have to use my sledgehammer. No extra damage was done to my door.
Praise the Lord.
*Fam-ends – friends that are closer to me than my family.