White Wax Protectant

The end

One sunny day, Nanna was complimented by a stranger about how she seemed to glow. She smiled, excepted the compliment and moved on. It gave a little shot to her confidence. Made her smile.

The next day she was complimented again. ‘Two days in a row she thought.’ Smiling to herself.

It just seemed to grow exponentially. Nanna knew she wasn’t gorgeous. She was the lady next door. The average person. Average height. Average shoe size. Average i.q. Average.

One of her companies clients brought her flowers. That had never happened. A random man on the street asked her to dinner. A lady in the park asked her to lunch. At first it was nice. She had never received a lot of attention. If she was outside; walking the dog, someone always stopped to talk to her.

Nanna was walking down the grocery aisle; she forgot something, turned to see 10 people (5 on either side of the aisle) suddenly they started looking at whatever product was on the shelf beside of them. One started whistling. Was she being paranoid? These people were not following her. Why would they? This felt a little creepy. She finished her shopping quickly, almost running to her car.

Was this what a panic attack felt like? She sat in the car breathing. In. Out. Deeper and deeper until her lungs hurt. She jumped out of her skin when someone knocked on her window. It was a uniformed police officer. She waved him away, racing out of the parking lot.

Home. Sweet home.

When she took her dog out, a car stopped. Then another. Then another. Suddenly there was a traffic jam on her tiny street. She smiled and waved at the first car that stopped but he just kept trying to talk to her. A car passed him, stopped, this person was trying to talk to her. The overlapping voices were confusing. Traffic was stopped in both directions now. The air was filled with voices. Talking, shouting, angry voices. Someone started honking their horn. Her dog was barking. Louder and louder the overlapping voices became. A gun shot rang out. Her heart stopped for a minute. All the people that were standing outside their vehicles ducked inside. She scooped up Chico and ran into the house. Locking the door behind her. She slid down the door crying. Holding on to Chico for dear life.

What was this? What was happening to her quiet life? Chico licked at the salty tears rolling down her cheek. Which, made her cry that much harder. This was nuts.

Nanna tried wearing sunglasses and a hat whenever she went out. This really didn’t seem to work. When she smiled at the man using the gas pump next to hers; a woman in the truck started cussing him and flogging him with her purse. Nanna took her receipt before hurrying into her car. ‘What a spectacle?’ She thought.

She was blown away as ‘James’ (that’s what his shirt said). The man behind the couner, started yelling at her. He was insistent that she not pay for the set of tires that they just put on her car. It was flattering. But this was a $400.00 gift from a complete stranger. How could she accept such a gift? She tried to meet him half way but he wouldn’t hear it. She finally asked for a receipt, thanked him and left.

Nanna stood looking at herself in the mirror. She was the same person. Chico jumped up on the commode lid watching her. “Cheekie, the world has gone crazy.”

She took her cosmetic spatula in one hand and the tube of lip balm in the other. There was still so much balm in there. What was it about this tube? She glanced at Chico then back at the tube. All this foolishness started with her trying to get the maximum utility out of this tube of lip balm. It couldn’t be this simple. Feeling uneasy, she quickly chucked the tube in the trash.

White Wax Protectant

Part one

Growing up poor had taught Nanna many lessons. Not being a wasteful person was the most valuable one. Nanna could make any item scream for mercy before it was tossed in the trash. What seemed like chump change to most people was down right golden to her.

Nanna had an addiction. Like everyone else, she was obsessed with something. Lucky for her it wasn’t someone. She was addicted to lip balm.

Her lips stayed dried out. Chapped, cracked, dry, painful. She could feel them curling up. What she envisioned was a mouth that was constantly puckered. And not kissable. Sandpaper lips. Almost always to the point of bleeding. Though they never bled.

Why? Who knew? Maybe she was breathing too hard? Maybe she was breathing too deeply? The air in her house too dry? Not enough oil in her skin? A ghost was always following her, stealing the moisture from her lips to regenerate itself? A Martian was siphoning her lip cells in a failed attempt to make a carbon based refractor to communicate with the mother ship?

Cause of dry lips – unknown.

Nanna had lip balm in her coat pocket. Pants pocket. Car cubby. Purse. A tube was in every room of her house. On every table, stand, dresser, counter top. Her desk at work. A drawer in her bathroom was full of ‘at the ready’ tubes. Her dry lips would be quenched. At least for a little while. Sweet relief.

She stood at the kitchen sink; with the utensil drawer out, holding an ‘empty’ tube. Down to the nub. Nanna knew there was more balm down in there. How much? She wanted to find out. How to get it out? Nothing worked. A spoon was too big. Either end. The fork tines were too close together. A butter knife was too wide. With her hip, she closed the drawer with a sigh of disgust. This tube was not going to get thrown out. There had to be a way.

Sitting at her vanity, what about this cosmetic spatula? She used it to get every last drop of foundation out of a bottle. Would it work? Was it too wide? With her mind full of curiosity, she took the spatula to the medicine cabinet to find out. To her delight, it worked! Eureka!

The tube just kept going. Day after day. More and more. Balm was just there. She was thrilled with her luck.

The Snake and The Rabbit

The Mass: Part 1

With the movement of a man in great pain, he stumbled over to the table. He put his finger to his lips, “let us see what we observe.” He turned the parcel over. It made no sound other than the rattling of paper. “Thick heavy brown paper such as you could get at any shipping office. Dull.”

“Hmm,” I moaned. “Dull or intentional?”

“Intentional?” Homes raised an eyebrow.

“It is common knowledge that you have a great mental index of papers, watermarks, and stationary.”

“Watson,” he slapped the table. Though I was expecting the sound, I still jumped. “Sometimes you outdo yourself.” Holmes pulled at the folds of the paper. It gave a desperate scraping sound. “Glue Watson, this paper has been glued.” His voice was a bit livelier. Looking up he asked, “How does one make glue?”

“I have never really pondered the subject,” Said I.

“By boiling vegetable peels, stock, or bones these are the most common.”

“Why use glue? Why not a string?”

“Why not indeed?” Holmes wrinkled an eyebrow, continuing to carefully almost methodically open the parcel.

I snapped my fingers, “I have it. Holmes, the sender wanted to make sure the parcel had not been molested. Strings are easy enough cut and replaced.”

“Good, good Watson,” Holmes flickered a brief smile. It only made the fatigue in his face more obvious.

The first item to be unearthed was an envelope, plain, “no writing on the outside. Dull, dull, dull, indeed it can be purchased at any shop in London.” He handed the envelope to me. It had not been sealed.

I took a deep breath before I began to read then stopped, “how odd?”

“What?” Holmes’ eyes were closed ready to absorb the letter.

“There is no greeting or salutation of any kind; just a body.”

“To the point,” Holmes waved his hand, “read,” he said inhaling deeply.

So I did, “There is no need for me to ask you to overlook the state of my courier. I am sure you will not. And for the most part, should not. She has been instructed to deliver this package to you and no one else only after I have not been heard from in a months time. Today should make the thirty-first day I have been absent.

I no doubt know that when you find me, I will be dead. Or so close to death that life will be difficult to retain in me for long. I implore you to bring my killer or killers (as I fear) to justice. Do not let my death go unpunished.”

We stared at each other for a long moment. The direct forwardness of the letter made me sick. “A woman?” I handed the letter to Holmes. He quickly read it again.

“Watson, she was not in a hurry. It is neat and direct.”

“To direct,” I added.

Unicorn please

I’m driving home from work. The wind is blowing but not hard. A leaf here and there blows across the road in front of me.

In the distance I see a sign flapping frantically back and forth. It almost touches the pavement it’s blowing so hard. Must be a flimsy sign to blow like that in so little wind. Back and forth. Side to side it blows. Traffic is thick; I haven’t gotten close enough to the sign to see the base. My immediate thought is, God please don’t let that thing blow loose and cause an accident.

As the sign comes into view, I bust out laughing! A unicorn is waving the sign.

Happy Halloween

Once there was Darkness

Birthday

Part 2

Rajaf opened the door to an agitated king. “My son,” he grinned allowing Kol in. “We haven’t spoken about that? Will you allow me to call you my son?”

Kol smiled, “I would be honored.”

“Please, come in.” Rajaf led him to the little kitchen; pouring both of them a cup of tea. “What brings you by, my son.”

“Has Kessa shared with you any of my dreams?”

“No. She and I are doing a Bible study about dreams.”

Kol half smiled, “I may be the reason for that.” He moved his cup around and around before speaking again. “I’m a bad friend and even worse husband. I should know the answer to this but I don’t. When is Kessa’s birthday?”

Rajaf smiled, “then that makes me a bad father because I don’t know when her birthday is. We celebrate that day; her birthday, on the day I found her on my door step. Which, is in a month.”

“What would you think if I told you I was told in a dream her birthday was today?”

“What kind of mother abandons her child after a month?”

“One that’s in trouble.” Kol thought. “Maybe Kessa wasn’t abandoned because her mother couldn’t care for her. Maybe she was in trouble and did it to protect her.”

“Either way, I know what she’s going to say.”

“Yes, I stepped in that before. Kes is happy. She loves you. Maybe we shouldn’t say anything?”

“Let’s pray about it.”

“Yes.”

“Celebrations for us are simple.”

“Since Frego turned 12, I’ve stopped trying to do big things. After he started having his own friends and started walking his own path, I’ve tried to let him decide what he wants to do.”

“How old will he be?”

“18.”

“It’s hard letting them grow up.” Rajaf smiled. “I wanted to keep her little. Despite my efforts, she’s grown into a fine woman. Did you think when you were 27 you’d have a grown son at 44?”

“Heaven’s no. I honestly figured some battle would kill me long before I had the chance to be a father.”

“Your dad never wanted to be a warrior king.”

“And I never wanted to be presiding over court, writing laws, or digging through piles of books to answer one question.” He sighed, “what can I do for her birthday? She knows and does so much, I feel completely lost.”

“Ask her.”

Kessa’s voiced flowed to their ears, “ask her what?” Kol moved his seat from the table giving her enough space to sit on his lap.

“What would you like to do for your birthday?” He gently moved a wild strand of hair from her face.

“Hmmm,” she smiled. “Anything I want?” Her voice was child like as she bit her lip.

“I will do my absolute best to make it happen.”

She looked at Rajaf and winked.

The Snake and The Rabbit

Black Dog

He was standing in the sitting room gazing out the window, his left hand upon his forehead. I started to speak but before I could utter a sound he stopped me extending outward the same hand he had held over his forehead. Then he placed his forearm over his eyes. “Something is awry with the world Watson. I feel it in my bones. Bleakness is all around.” He abruptly sat down at the table. I casually sat next to him. He was the most ashen shade of pale imaginable with black circles beneath two hollowed out eyes. He let out a long sigh. “I am being haunted Watson.” He fluttered a smile. “Laugh,” Holmes waved his hand in the air as if trying to erase the remark.

“Why should I? You know how I feel upon the subject.”

“Why indeed?” He got up and started to pace. “We are given brains to think. To work out the gray matter of life; reason and logic, when you take away those elements you might as well run a-mess in chaos . Why are we tormented by things we have no control over? The brain is an orderly devise for storing important facts, data that matters to the problems at hand. Why should it be overridden with garble?” The longer he talked the faster he paced. I was sure the carpet should catch fire from the friction of his shoes upon it.

After a moment of silence and constant pacing, I took a leap of faith that this conversation might keep moving and I could ascertain the cause of my friends’ agitation. “How are you being haunted?”

Holmes refused to cease his feverish pacing not even for a moment. “You tell me. You know my methods.”

I crossed my arms over my chest. “Alright, sleep eludes you. Your head has not touched a pillow within a fortnight. Though your chair has produced a few much needed moments of rest. You will not accept medication from me; however, you have yet to medicate yourself, unless you have done it elsewhere. Which, I refuse to believe. Your mood is downright cruel. I have never known you to be as odious as I have witnessed in the past few days. From the lack of sleep, no less. And if I might add from a medical point of view, you look haggard and worn out. How can you be of service to your clients? Sleep is as important to the brain as work.” It is not my nature to be strong willed where Holmes is concerned. Though, I do stand upon my points.

He stopped in his tracks as if a wall had been placed in his way. I had no way of knowing if the weight of my words meant something to him or if he was too exhausted to continue the feverish pace. “Sleep!” He shouted. “That is where it all goes wrong. How much time do we waste sleeping? How much energy do we spend in that darken state where all manner of things are allowed to proceed without care or caution?”

“Are you dreaming?” I asked with caution.

His manner and tone changed, “one dream. Repeatedly.” He collapsed in his arm chair.

“Can I assist?”

He just shook his weary head. “It haunts my waking thoughts, this madness.” He snorted, “so much so that I went round to visit Mycroft.” Holmes jumped back up from his arm chair; “waisted time on that venture!” He shook his finger at me, “if I would have needed words filled with the softer emotions of life, I would have talked to you.”

“Then talk to me now,” I pleaded. Nothing.

I looked at the parcel upon the table. I thought it might be best to engage his great mind. “A book?” I asked holding the mass of brown paper in my hand.