Plumber in. Plumber out.
What kind of leaky smells will sprout?
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In the silent darkness of the night,
odors can give quite the fright.
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Chico; my Chihuahua and I, are down for the count.
Praying the land of dreams will open like a fount.
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My worst fears have come true.
Raw sewage smells make me blue.
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Stinky, smelly, should I take a flash light in hand?
Search to see if my new plumbing broke a band?
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This might actually help find that odor.
Awake from dreamland, I am sober.
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Chico shoots up from his nap.
Sniffing, circling frantically but not one yap.
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He’s sniffing around his butt.
Oh my stars, that was his gut.
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Chico passed gas in his sleep.
A very foul smell did seep.
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What a nightmare this could have been.
My new plumbing was a win.
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I started laughing at my poor doggy.
His mind still a little foggy.
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As to the cause of his eruption.
The source of such a production.
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Now we both see.
Great. I’ve laughed so hard, I’ve gotta pee.


