Silly Songs

Tainted squirrel

(Gloria Jones; Tainted love 1964 Soft Cell release – 1981) I feel I’ve got to Run, I’ve got to Get there now This pain is driving into the core of me It was good goin’ down Seemed to go straight through me And I’ve lost my ability to sit upright For I groan and moan,Continue reading “Tainted squirrel “

Jolene got run over by a cart: to the tune of Grandma got run over by a reindeer

Jolene got ran over by a cart In the pet department at Wal-Mart You might say all pet owners are friendly But as for me and Shirley, we disagree She had been lookin’ at sweaters for Chico Took one too many steps backwards And Bubba ran her over with his cart Look out – thereContinue reading “Jolene got run over by a cart: to the tune of Grandma got run over by a reindeer “

There was a point in my life I thought it would be fantastic writing a parody with Weird Al. Written to the tune of “free your mind”. 🎶Free your gut and the rest will follow. I can’t wear tight clothing. They cut me off at the pass. I have a muffin top cause I can’tContinue reading “Silly songs”