To the music of B-52’s Love Shack Please for the love of God buy a belt soon No one wants to see your half moon That large hairy crack Is enough to get you smacked Please don’t feel you have to share No one wants to see that toilet paper there Butt crack baby buttContinue reading “Butt Crack”
Tag Archives: Silly Songs
Struggle Bus
To the tune of “Folsom Prison Blues” by Johnny Cash That struggle bus is rollin’. It’s rollin’ ‘round the bend. If that bastard crashed, it wouldn’t hurt my feels one bit. Stupid little bus. Can’t we have uh moments peace? If I win the lottery tonight, I’d send that bus sailin’ Over the nearest cliff,Continue reading “Struggle Bus”
Day Light Come and I Want to go Home
Day O, we say day o, day light come and I want to go home I wake up 6:00 am and I am tired Day light come and I want to go home I go to school 8:00 am and he’s there Day light come and I want to go home I am truly inContinue reading “Day Light Come and I Want to go Home”
Silly song
I found this in the notes section of my phone. Looks like I didn’t make it very far. 🤣 🎶Dashin’ through the snow In a beat up Chevrolet South, down the road I go To print payroll checks without delay
Silly songs
There was a point in my life I thought it would be fantastic writing a parody with Weird Al. Written to the tune of “free your mind”. 🎶Free your gut and the rest will follow. I can’t wear tight clothing. They cut me off at the pass. I have a muffin top cause I can’tContinue reading “Silly songs”
