Butt Crack

To the music of B-52’s Love Shack

Please for the love of God buy a belt soon

No one wants to see your half moon

That large hairy crack

Is enough to get you smacked

Please don’t feel you have to share

No one wants to see that toilet paper there

Butt crack baby butt crack

The sign says big and hairy only 

‘Cause farts rule in the butt crack

Well it sets right down in the middle of your butt

Just a nasty old crack 

please cover it up

Shew! What’s that smell 

From what region does it dwell 

A big hairy crack 

Quick put it back

If you feel you must show that 

Wipe away the corn off that brat

Butt crack baby butt crack

The sign says big and hairy only 

‘Cause farts rule in the butt crack

Well it sets right down in the middle of your butt

Just a nasty old crack please cover it up