Pumpkin DIY

What you will need: (all came from the Dollar Tree) a carvable foam pumpkin, napkins cut into strips, twine,decorative sprigs, decorations, gun & sticks, craft paint brushes and lots of mod podge. Okay not everything came from the DT. I craft all the time. The glue gun/stick, mod podge, and brushes I had on hand.)Continue reading “Pumpkin DIY”

Heart of Death: Ode to Poison Ivy

Colors beautiful and rich. You make my skin itch. Fall colors draped like a sash. Just to brush up against you gives me a rash. Around and round the tree, your a twister. No! No! No! Blisters! So beautiful. You don’t discern. You make my skin burn. Leaves of orange, yellow, and red. On yourContinue reading “Heart of Death: Ode to Poison Ivy”

Flying Objects

I have taken on a odd job. Or in today’s terms; a side hustle. It started with cleaning windows for a friend of mine. Now, I’m painting his deck. This deck is massive. It’s at least 60 feet long and at its highest point maybe 12 feet high. Even though it’s tiring work; place theContinue reading “Flying Objects”

Rakin’ the floor

The other day my best friend calls me and asks, “what are you doing?” “I’m rakin’ the floor.” “What?” “I’ve tracked in so many leaves taking Chico to the bathroom that I’m havin’ to rake the floor.” She paused for a moment before erupting in laughter. 😂 Authors note: fall in Kentucky, love it. 🍁