a biometric time clock doesn’t do face recognition when you’re chompin’ on a marshmallow.
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Workplace banter; 3
8-2-2024 Underpaid and stressed Files can wait for another day, distressed Who cares if you have no name Workers care not, it pays all the same It’s your problem, not ours We work for the state, fell sorry for us and buy us flowers
Workplace banter; 2
8-1-2024 The scone was a delightful treat from Starbies It was so delicious it caused her stress to go far-bees But it came a down pour And the scone was no more Poor Unknown did moan No scone and rain – forlorn
Workplace banter; 1
7-31-2024 There was once was a man from West Virginia Who loved to share his opinion Pickin’ on a girl with no name What a shame Hid behind closed doors and a computer screen How could you be so mean?
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Would you do it again?
The calm silence of my works space was suddenly filled with noise from the outside world. The place where I work is right across from an elementary school. It’s 81 degrees outside. The sun is shining. A beautiful late spring day. Summer is making its presence known. Children are running, playing, and screaming in theContinue reading “Would you do it again?”
A gun to a knife fight: a haiku or Let’s duel
A friend and I have been writing haikus back and forth. We have been following the 5-7-5 format. I wrote this haiku to invite him into a duel. But ended up not sharing it until we were already underway. I’ve been trying to add drawings or pictures. He won round 1. 🎉 I won roundContinue reading “A gun to a knife fight: a haiku or Let’s duel”
Come play
I do declare It’s not polite to stare ~ The depth of my soul Is not, has never been – whole ~ There are pieces with names that are plain You may even call sane ~ There are pieces with faces That lead to far away places ~ On your journey, create many markers YouContinue reading “Come play”
Knock, knock
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Dish. What? Not what? Great! You’ve killed the joke. Take me to the dishwasher or you’ll come back to work with sour gnats and a funky smell at your workstation. I’ll make it so stanky, everyone will hold their noses as they walk by just for being a Joke killer. 🥣🥄🍴Continue reading “Knock, knock”
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