funny – Poetry & More

Interesting tidbit;

a biometric time clock doesn’t do face recognition when you’re chompin’ on a marshmallow.

Funny story. The first time I got covid, it messed with my sense of taste. Coffee was beyond nasty. My beloved Diet Mt. Dew was gross. Coke products were okay but Pepsi products were undrinkable. Just random foods that shouldn’t be salty tasted like I was licking a salt shaker. I’ve started drinking matcha tea.Continue reading “Not covid again!”

Angry cow: a haiku

Things that go bump

As I lay in the bed reading, Chico is chewing on a dog toy. Two sounds fill the night, a humidifier and the tinnitus in my ear. A dull thud gets our attention. Chico lunges from the bed barking like a dog possessed. Someone could have thrown something and hit my house? People throw trashContinue reading “Things that go bump”

Goofin’ off a work

Time for those dishes to go to the dishwasher. 🎶And the forks in the cradle and the silver spoon Little blue bowl and the saucer in the moon “When are we going to the dishwasher, dad?” “I don’t know when” But we’ll get together then You know we’ll have a good time then Yeah, dishwasherContinue reading “Goofin’ off a work”

Never wear blue to Wal-Mart

Taking Flight

Answer me this: why do rockets look like an extension of the male anatomy? A tube full of fuel with a pointy end to push through the atmosphere and penetrate a region of space. I know I’m not the only one who has notice this. Getting the picture? Doesn’t matter what country; the design isContinue reading “Taking Flight”