Jolene got ran over by a cart In the pet department at Wal-Mart You might say all pet owners are friendly But as for me and Shirley, we disagree She had been lookin’ at sweaters for Chico Took one too many steps backwards And Bubba ran her over with his cart Look out – thereContinue reading “Jolene got run over by a cart: to the tune of Grandma got run over by a reindeer “
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My weight loss journey: you’ve got to be joking!
Exercise! For me, this is a dirty word. Nasty. My doctor told me, “you need to move more.” I whined in my head, ‘but I don’t want too.’ 😢 This job is very sedentary. When I get home, the last thing I want to do is MOVE MORE. Take Cheeky out, then crash. Crashing takesContinue reading “My weight loss journey: you’ve got to be joking!”
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