There was a point in my life I thought it would be fantastic writing a parody with Weird Al.
Written to the tune of “free your mind”.
🎶Free your gut and the rest will follow.
I can’t wear tight clothing. They cut me off at the pass. I have a muffin top cause I can’t pass gas.
It hurts to sit. It hurts to stand but most of all it affects my mood and makes me sad.
Do I have IBS? Could it be GIRDS? Am I clinically depressed because I have a “leaky gut”?
I can’t wear tight clothing. I can’t bend over or it might get messy.
Should I eat more Activia? Where’s them prunes? I don’t know what’s in your medicine, I just need to poo.
Free your gut and the rest will follow. I can’t believe my body is givin’ me attitude. Oh no. This really hurts. Make it go away!
Free my gut!🎶
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There was a time like that for me as well. But my sense of humor is a little over the top and it didn’t always resonate with those I tried to share my ideas with. 🤣
Now, I just torture the kiddos with my improvised on the spot ditties. The groans are worth it.
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You two are funny😜
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