Waste not. Want not: dinner

This poem is being written in stages to highlight the things I do toward frugal living.

Lucy, my besties dog when she was a puppy.

Been to the grocery lately.

Cause you to have heart failure, matey.

My bestie and I eat dinner together almost every night.

Try to ward off some of that cost, plight.

Plus, I get to see my bestie more.

Added value to dinner, score!

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Waste not. Want not.

Growing up; my daily life was filled with the saying, “waste not, want not.”

When you’re young, what clue do you have in lives dot?

As we grow; we learn, “money doesn’t grow on trees.”

I save the salt from chocolate squeeze.

To my stew you are added.

Flavor has been padded.

Aw sheet!

Blasted hole. This is not a treat.

I’m gonna fix you. I guarantee.

From my needle you need to flee.

More time will be added to your life. Around you I shall mend.

So more dream filled nights, you can tend.

Coffee. Nectar of God. You help me through another day.

Upright and functional, you help me stay.

What about your grounds?

A use for you, I have found.

Nutrients to the soil you will add.

Helping my veggies grow big and strong. Which will make me very glad.

Leftovers are my jam.

From me, they do not scram.

I freeze you to eat you for lunch.

Which helps my overall finances a bunch.

Someday I’d like to retire.

I’m sick of this mire.

Toothpaste: squeeze, squeeze you. But never tease me.

I will cut you open before I let you be.

Give me all your power.

Your contents, I will devour.

Inside I find more paste.

Enough for at lease 5 more brushings. No waste.

Mustard, ketchup, butter, pepper, or salt.

I don’t eat out a lot. Put that spending to a halt.

When I do, those condiment packets will be saved.

Eaten later or added to a recipe, usefulness will be made.

Some restaurants now days are making us pay for those.

Concerning our budgets, we must be on our toes.

I’m doing dishes anyway. No electric dishwasher near.

I pack my lunch almost every day. These sandwich bags here;

I haven’t bought new ones in years.

I wash them out until cracks appear.

Organized in old tissue boxes. Painted and labeled neat.

Baby steps toward my financial goals, meet.

Sincerely, I’m addicted to chap stick.

My lips, I do not lick.

I have it everywhere; on my desk, in my pocket, in the car, on the coffee table, by the night stand.

Use a tube to the nub. Throw it away? No way man.

Use a cosmetic spatula to get every last soothing ounce.

Apply to dry lips, give them bounce.

I got the yummy delicious benefit of the meat.

To my taste buds, it did greet.

Save the left over grease for my dog.

Add it to his kibble. Then share it on my blog.

Cheekie gets more than just grease from the table.

Added treats to his kibble, whenever I’m able.

Being single allows me some latitude.

Some of the things I do, your partner might give you attitude.

With the exception of my kitchen, my trash cans are small.

Even it has been retro fitted so; grocery store bags, I reuse them all.

I even have a cute storage sleeve.

I only buy trash bags if I need them for a specific project. Price too high, peeved.

Homemade things are the best?

I put that theory to the test.

I made all my people birthday signs.

They didn’t seem to mind.

Happy Birthday!

That’s what the signs say.

From old t-shirts as rags.

To making a drop cloth out of a trash bag.

If it can be used til it screams,

I’m gonna make it dream.

Recycle, reduce, reuse –

I’m going to make it produce.

*Dust is everywhere. It grows out of the ceiling and the floors.

Think you got it all, WRONG! Here’s some more.

Where does it all come from?

Hum –

I put cheese cloth or chiffon on the back of my fans.

Filter some of that dust out, oh man.

Been to the grocery lately.

Cause you to have heart failure, matey.

My bestie and I eat dinner together almost every night.

Try to ward off some of that cost, plight.

Plus, I get to see my bestie more.

Added value to dinner, score!

Once there was Darkness

Chapter 31

Part 2

“What did you learn?”

There was that grin; it was distracting her so, “let’s walk.”

She and Kol walked through the garden. She told him all that she had learned. After the report, he was quiet as they continued their walk. When they had reached the market he asked, “what are you thinking?”

“Small group, five men.”

He took off his medallion, putting it around her neck. “If, God forbid you should get hurt, you know what to do.”

“Thank you my king.”

She and her hand-picked five men set out for the Forest of Shadows.

The same gruff man was to greet them when they got to the camp, “well you really did come back.” He looked around, “where is your army? What do you plan on doing with this sorry lot?”

King Brum appeared from the tent, “what is your plan?”

“What do you do with your criminals?” Kessa asked.

The gruff man laughed, “we are all criminals.”

King Brum smiled, “when they are convicted, we kill them.”

Kessa clicked her tongue, “what a pity.”

The assembly looked on in disbelief. Kessa pointed to the sky and they climbed the trees that their horses were tied to. For days they hunted. Rumblings started in the camp that they would fail or that they had been killed.

Rajaf pounded on Kol’s door.

“What?!” He shouted before he saw who it was.

“I’ve had a horrible dream my king. I am afraid something has happened.”

“Then let us go.”

They gathered what was left of Kessa’s loyal twenty and rode off to the Forest of Shadows.

Night had fallen on the camp when the tribe noticed torches coming from the forest toward them. One of the Bejhar was carrying Kessa.

Another Bejhar mounted his horse and rode away.

As the sun rose for the day, a group of men brought a monster into camp. Everyone fell to their knees. “Behemoth” (Job 40: 14 – 24) someone spoke up.

They tied it with all the rope they could find, even wrapping its mouth.

Kol found Kessa by the fire. Her left side was a mess but it wasn’t as bad as the little girls had been. He whispered in her ear, “Kessa, we are here.”

“My king.” She hissed.

He fought hard not to cry.

Rajaf produced a pouch of the white liquid. With a stick, he collected a drop of her blood covering it with the white liquid. Nothing happened. He motioned for two of the Bejhar to come to him.

“King Brum, will you help?”

“What can we do?” He asked.

They knelt on the other side of her body, “hold out your hands.” Rajaf bathed their hands with liquid from the pouch. “I want you two: you, put your hands under her hip. You, put your hands here, under her arm. When I tell you, you are going to lift her off the ground.” He turned to Kol, “my king, hold her hands, both of them.” He was more than happy to comply. “Lift.” The Bejhar lifted her body, she moaned. Rajaf cut off as much of her top garment as he could. “You may rest.” They lowered her. “Good King Brum,” he handed the pouch to him. “Do a slow pour and please stop when I ask you to.” Brum nodded.

He looked at Kessa, “my baby girl, God have mercy.”

King Brum asked, “she’s your daughter?”

“Yes.” He prayed over the pouch before handing it to Brum. “Begin.” Brum gave the pouch a gentle squeeze. The liquid began to run down her side. She screamed. All of the Bejhar fell to their knees.

A girl jumped to her feet, “no, no, no.” The gruff man hugged her up.

The monster that was tied to the trees struggled against the ropes. Making all manner of noises. The Shadow People gasped moving away from it.

Kol raised his head off hers, “stop.” Rajaf stopped. Kol lowered his head back to hers. “Kessa,” he whispered where only she could hear him. “I love you.” She squeezed his hand. He nodded and Rajaf continued. The two Bejhar lifted her again as Rajaf wrapped her up.

When they were finished, he left her to rest.

Kol whispered in her ear, “Kessa.”

She whispered, “Don’t kill. Baby. Need. Don’t kill. Don’t let make noise. Need, baby.”

Kol looked at the creature tied to the trees. Already the Shadow People had started to anger it by poking at it.

Kol found his voice, “she says not to kill it. That it’s a baby and we need it to kill the mother. Don’t make it cry or the mother will come looking for it.”

The gruff man pointed his hatchet at it, “that thing’s a baby.” It was three times taller than the tallest man at the camp. At least six men wide and was covered with brown fur.

They kept Kessa by the fire, as warm as they could get her. Kol was never far from her. She began to shake. “Rajaf,” Kol called to him.

“Take her hands. Max hold her feet.” She was shaking so badly that Kol could barely hold her. Rajaf heated his dagger over the fire, then poured his white liquid over it. He chanted an old prayer as he cut the coverings that he had put around her. There was a long white scar where a once a wound had been. He rubbed his hand over her side until he found what he was looking for. Then, with one swift thrust, he plunged the dagger to the hilt inside her. She screamed a blood curling scream before passing out. “Roll her over.” Max and Kol did. Rajaf placed the covering under her catching what poured out. It was white, pink, and yellow.

She was still shaking. King Brum appeared with animal skins.

Kol wrapped her up. “Thank you.” He wouldn’t leave her.

Brum sat down beside him. “This one is a strong one. The will of your God is strong in her.”

“What do you know of our God?” Kol asked politely.

“You know those prisoners that you exile.” Kol nodded. “Most of them are here. They have committed no crime against us. So they can stay until they do. All of them talk about your God. Some call him stupid for the person you exiled was bad and may have deserved to die. While others praise him for giving them a second chance; whatever the reason, people talk. I listen.” He stopped looking at Kol as he held Kessa. “Some say our women are our downfall.”

“Then I would tell those people, they don’t know this one.”

Brum smiled, “do you think she has a plan to dispose of this beast?”

“I’m sure God has given her one.”

A young lady handed him a plate of food over his shoulder. “Please eat.” She sat it down next to him as she and Brum left.

He woke to find Kessa gone. She was standing on the back of her horse in front of the beast watching it.

The gruff man spoke to Brum, whom was standing behind Kol. “What do you make of this? She has been like that for hours.”

The three of them walked over to her horse. Everyone at the assembly was staring at her.

“Nice shirt,” Kol finally spoke.

She smiled, “it’s much too big but at least it covers.”

“What are you thinking?”

“Where is the sun in the sky?”

Brum answered, “just risen.”

“Max and I will lead this baby away. It will only attract its mother and we don’t need that.” She looked at Kol, will you allow the Bejhar to take you home?”

“Of course.”

She and Brum went into his tent after several minutes, they came back out. She mounted her horse with Max close beside her. Rajaf, Kol, and the Bejhar went in the opposite direction.

Kol was knocked from his dream by the rocking of the ship. He found her at the front of the ship watching something. “I just had a dream beyond belief.”

“You are welcome to tell me all about it my king.” She completely turned around to face him.

He could tell that it took great effort. “That you and I were out riding one day and we found a girl in the water. You took her to the Shadow People and chased a Behemoth out of the forest. You got hurt. I woke up with you and Max leading the Behemoth out of King Brum’s camp.” She didn’t say a word. “Tell me that was a dream.” He got a wild look in his eyes.

She lifted her shirt. Her side was streaked with white ribbon marks.

“Are those scars?” Frego called from behind his dad.

“Yes, my prince, they are.”

“You didn’t call me young prince,” he marveled.

Kol walked away.

Just die!

I’ve been trying to kill you all my life.

But you won’t die.

I’ve been stomping on you.

Trying to drive you into the ground.

But you won’t die.

I don’t want you around.

You cause heart ache and drama.

But you won’t die.

I’ve stabbed you with a knife.

Shot you with words.

But you won’t die.

I’ve tried to shout you out.

Cry till my eyes hurt.

But you won’t die.

I’ve tried to shave you off.

Sling you to the moon.

I don’t need you.

None of you.

You cling to me like parasites.

Leave me alone. Just die.

I’ve tried to drown you.

Scream and shout at you.

But you won’t die.

Leave me alone.

Let me be. Don’t get my hopes up.

Don’t dare to dream. Just die!

I’ve tied you up.

Left you to wither.

But no, you won’t die.

I can’t endure much more.

I’m tired from the fight and sore.

You over take me like flood waters.

Stronger than my shadow,

you follow me everywhere.

Seriously, just die.

All I wanted was to crush you.

Instead, you’ve crushed me.

You’re killing me.

Your weight is unmeasurable.

Your size unfathomable.

Roll off me and die.

Would you take me into consideration just once before you raise your ugly head.

Leave me alone.

Die!

Leave me.

I’ll be alright.

God help me. Kill the beast.

If I could purge you, I would.

All 27 of you.

The bad out weighs the good.

If I can’t kill you,

if you won’t die,

just leave me with some peace.

Better yet –

JUST DIE ALREADY!

Once there was Darkness

Chapter 31

Part 1

On the ship ride to the island, Kol was trying to find a nice spot to take a nap. Max stepped from the shadows. “Max.”

Max had a stern look on his face, “don’t hurt her.” He was gone.

Kol was a little shaken but continued to search for his quite napping place. He was praying he would be able to sleep the whole way. It wasn’t long before the lapping of the water against the hull sent him to dream land.

Kessa jumped off her horse when she spotted a child lying in the water.

They went together to investigate. The child was a girl and her entire left side had been removed. Kol frowned. “What person could be so cruel?”

She examined the child, “I don’t think it was a person.” She clicked her teeth together.

He looked at her in shock. “Why did you do that?”

She rolled her tongue around her teeth, “Look here.” She pointed at the stomach. “Look at the curvature of the wound; it looks like a bite.”

“No, what animal could have done this?”

“But look at the pattern. Here,” she pointed at the two ends of the wound. “The flesh is smooth in the middle and torn around the edges, meaning the teeth got more penetration in the middle.” They examined the back. “See, they line up as if by a bite.”

“That is a horrible thought.” He pointed out a design on the flesh in the small of the child’s back. “What’s that?”

“She’s a Shadow child. They brand themselves according to clan. If she married into a different clan, that brand would go above hers.”

“How do you know that?”

She smiled, “I believe you told me once before my king, that I take my job too seriously.”

“I did didn’t I?” He smiled.

She took a blanket from her horse, wrapping the child up. “Please go back to the city. I will take the girl to her people.”

He nodded, “be careful.”

“I will.” She started to mount her horse, “Kes.” He kissed her, “return to me.”

Kessa rode very slowly into the forest. Even though Brum and a group of his men helped clean up Mecca after the sand storm, minds can be changed in a heartbeat.

She was being watched. Eyes peered from behind every tree. She stopped by a large fire, encircled by people. From the looks on their faces, most would have been happy to kill her.

One gruff man stood, with a hatchet in his hand, “you have nerve.”

“I seek an audience with King Brum.”

He mocked her in a childlike voice, “I seek an audience with King Brum.”

King Brum appeared out of a tent, “what brings you to our forest?”

“Good king, are you missing any children?”

A distraught woman stood, “my daughter.” She shouted, “has been missing for seven moons.”

The gruff man that greeted Kessa growled at the woman and she sank back down.

“King Brum, I found a child by the river. A female child.”

He took the body from her and in the grieving woman’s presents unwrapped it. She began to wale.

The gruff man shouted above the waling, “You did this Meccian.” He started wielding his hatchet.

Brum waved him down.

“An animal did this.” Kessa offered.

“What animal?” Someone called from the group.

King Brum let out a long sigh, “walk with me.”

He led her deep into the forest, stopping in ear shot of rolling water. He made a noise but got no reply. “If a woman was here giving birth, no man shall enter.” They continued walking. Below them opened up a beautiful scene. Rolling water seemed to come out of the rock, warm as evident from the steam that was rising off of it. “Our women have been coming here for centuries. They say the water is soothing and helps with the pain of child birth. The flowers calm the senses. It gives them something else to focus on. They can clean their baby’s in the water; clean themselves, before coming home.”

Kessa agreed, it was an amazing place. “Has anyone been killed here?”

“Yes, there have been four attacks: one woman as been killed and one child.”

“Tell me about the woman that was killed.”

His voice cracked when he spoke, “her entire mid-section was gone. She had already started giving birth. All that was left of the baby was its head and shoulders.” He dropped to one knee. She let him grief, “we searched the entire forest. We found nothing. My people are angry. They think this curse is a direct result of helping you.”

“We know nothing of this.” She walked around the ridge for a moment. “Has anyone survived an attack?”

“Yes.”

“Do you think she will talk to me?”

“We can ask.”

King Brum did ask. And in front of the assembled tribe, she agreed. She lifted her top allowing Kessa to examine her body. On the front half were two well defined round holes. On her back was a crescent shaped ridge. “What do you remember?”

“Nothing, just being terrified.”

Kessa lowered the woman’s top, “what about before?”

“Nothing, it was quiet. There were no birds singing. No anything.”

“Is that odd?”

The gruff man answered, “what do you think? We live in a forest!”

Members of the assembled group laughed.

“Were you giving birth?”

She hung her head, “no. I was there with Mara.”

Kessa looked at King Brum. He laid his hand flat on his stomach.

“I’m sorry.” She paused, “do you remember who was attacked first?”

The gruff man asked, “what’s with all the questions?”

“I was.” Tears rolled down the girls face. “I was there to help Mara. There was this foul odor. Rotten. Then pain. I heard Mara scream. I felt myself being flung through the air. Her screaming was all I could hear. The men that found me said I had hit my head on a tree.”

“I didn’t think men were allowed there?”

The gruff man answered, “we are not. She was found on top of the ridge as far as from me to you from the edge.” He was standing at least the length of five people away from Kessa.

She turned back to King Brum, “I will be back.”

Kessa was standing in the king’s chamber. He was nowhere around. The curtains were still pulled. She closed her eyes and inhaled deeply.

He picked her up and spun her around the room. “You’re back.”

She smiled, “were else would I be, my king?”

Mountain Dew

What are your favorite brands and why?

Call it ‘Redneck Elixir’. Call it a ‘dentists best friend’. Call it what you will, it is still my favorite pop. Pop is country for soda or soda pop. It’s been given a bad reputation in the news. And not just NPR –

https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2013/09/12/221845853/mountain-dew-mouth-is-destroying-appalachias-teeth

Give me a good cold ‘Diet’ Mt. Dew.

https://www.thrillist.com/amphtml/news/nation/history-of-mountain-dew-origin-facts

Who would marry you?

I met a guy.

He’s a real pi.

We dated in secret. Married the same.

Only after a 6 month time frame.

I said, “he swept me off my feet.”

He said, “I grounded him when we meet.”

Opposite on so many forms.

But then again, quite the norm.

One day; at work – during a staff meeting, someone noticed my ring.

Lots of attention they did bring –

to my quiet espouse.

My secret they tried to rouse.

I hadn’t mentioned my new last name.

For the time being, I kept everything the same.

They ooed and awed over my unique ring.

This one lady, in front of God and everybody did sing;

“Who would marry you?”

This poem is a complete work of fiction. No one has actually said that to me – yet.

Once there was Darkness

Ring of grass

Kol was young. Maybe 14, walking in the woods with a bow and quiver across his back. This was when he decided he hated long hair. It was pulled back away from his face with a piece of leather. This would be his first act on his coming of age birthday; he might even shave it off. He hunkered down by a little stream. A little stream that was flowing peacefully to the ocean. He took off his bow and quiver laying them on the ground before sitting down himself. The water grabbed ahold of his thoughts.

A force pushed him from the back, he was face first in the stream. This stupid hair. The piece of leather was gone. He couldn’t see to fight. To defend himself. Now he was upset. Before he could get his hair out of his face, he was in the stream again. His feet had been knocked out from under him and he was on his butt.

He was desperately trying to wipe his hair out of his face. When he looked up, Kessa was standing in front of him. She was glowing. Her eyes. Her skin. All he could do was sit in the stream with his fingers over his mouth staring at her. With a smile that stretched the full length of her face, she extended her hand to help him up.

“Kessa one, hair zero.” He huffed as he accepted her hand. “I want my hair like yours.”

She was still smiling but had a slightly confused look, “white?”

He smirked, “no short.” As he stood on dry ground, water poured from him. “It will be dark soon. Do you think we could stay the night out here?”

“Marcus will think it’s part of your survival training.”

They both worked collecting wood and built a fire. A beautiful stag pulled their attention upstream. “Dinner?” Kol questioned.

“It’s much too big.”

Kol was crushed. “You or I have the skills to kill him.”

“It is not about skill. It is about size. That is more food than we can eat.”

“We can take him back to the barracks tomorrow.” Neither of them spoke. They just sat there watching the magnificent creature get his fill of water. When he moved away Kol asked, “what shall we eat?”

“Let’s put your skills with that bow to work.”

“A couple rabbits? Coming up.” He didn’t kill a couple; one big one.

As they ate, he finally spoke. “Sorry about earlier, I was distracted. Yesterday, I went by the palace and neither of my parents were there. Abraham says they are working on important matters. I never get a straight answer out of him. Double talk and ‘royal speak’.”

“May I ask ‘royal speak’?”

“That’s what I call the situation for when I can’t get a real answer out of anyone. Knowing her, she’s off with another man.”

“That’s a powerful accusation, my prince.”

“We are alone.” She raised an eyebrow. “You called me prince. You never would have done that if anyone would have been within voice range.”

“You do pay attention.” She smiled.

He smiled a sideways grin. “I’ve never seen the man up close. I’ve watched a man leave the bell tower and the cove. With her soon to follow. Promise me someday that we will be better parents.”

“God hasn’t laid it on my heart to have children, my prince.”

He laid back on the ground resting on his elbow. “You must admit, you and I would make beautiful children.” She raised an eyebrow. As he leaned back up, he extended his hand to her. With great caution she extended hers to meet his. He placed a ring made of grass on her finger. “I’m going to marry you some day.”

She blushed, “do I get a say in the matter?”

“I’ve got it all planned out.”

With her eyes down cast she replied, “tell me what you have planned for us.”

“Don’t you ever dream about such things; marriage, family, the tomorrow?”

“The tomorrow is in God’s hands.”

“I am going to marry you some day.” He laid back in the grass looking at the stars.

As Kol woke, his big pile of cushions came into focus.