He’s got that swagger

I see you walking down the street –

drop your right shoulder, left one rises.

You got that swagger.

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I see you walking down the street –

drop your left shoulder, right one rises.

You got that swagger.

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Swivel, swivel of your hips.

Rise, drop of your shoulders.

You got that swagger.

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When you reach your destination –

are you tired? That has to be a work out.

You got that swagger.

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Drop, rise. Swivel, swivel.

I’ve seen hip rolls before.

But you’ve got that swagger.

Once there was Darkness

Aja Part 1

Kessa was walking the palace grounds. The army had been there laying the ground work for gas.

“How many soldiers would have still joined if they would have known they’d be doing this?” Max pointed at the ground.

She smiled, “all of them.”

A hearty laugh escaped him. “Anything amiss?”

“Not yet. Let’s keep it that way.”

“Once gas is in the palace, should we come up with a new signal?”

They both turned to look toward the king’s chamber. All was dark. “Perhaps we should.”

“You know. If he would just ask you to marry him, we wouldn’t have to worry about signals.” When she looked at Max, not only was he grinning from ear to ear; he was also blushing.

“Let’s talk about you. When are you going to invite her to dinner?”

Max gasped before he grinned. “Who’s following me?”

It was her turn to laugh. “No one. It’s written all over you.”

“I’m going really slow. She’s a lot younger than me.” He kicked at the ground. “I have to figure out if what I think I feel is real or if I’m just feeling sorry for her?” He huffed, “can we go back to fighting? Having massive projects to do?” He stopped, “Kessa, what to I have to offer a woman?” As she turned, he was staring at the ground, “I have no home. I know no life other than being a soldier. Am I doing her a disservice? When I die, will she be able to remarry?”

They continued walking, “you know I’m going to say pray.”

“I am.”

“What kind of feelings are you getting from her?”

“She’s sweet. We walk and talk a lot. I just feel all mixed up inside.”

“What’s her name?”

“Lilly.”

Country Chicken

Part 1 of 2

Hi, I’m Connie. That’s what the farmer calls me when he pats my head. I consider myself a country chicken. My life’s pretty calm. Eat, lay eggs, walk about the yard pecking at bugs. Come to think of it, life’s pretty amazing. Every now and then we get some excitement.

My favorite spot is sitting on the fence. I have an amazing view of the yard. These things go by from time to time kicking up dust. I know what dust is. Giggle, who doesn’t like a good dirt bath?

The farmer; I guess he has a name. It’s never been spoken around me. He has been bringing in more chickens. Most of them are diddlers. They are so cute with their fluffy baby feathers.

Today was different. Today we got some new adult chickens. We all know what’s gonna happened to those mean ole roosters. What of these hens?

This one hen has decided she doesn’t like me. When I sit on the fence; minding my own business, she starts making noise until I move. No matter where I sit on the fence, here she comes. “Bawk, bawk.” Flapping wings. Noise. Just leave me alone.

Yesterday, she had the equivalent of a chicken stroke. The farmer patted me on the head. She was at the far corner of the yard, chasing a June bug. The noise. Getting right up in my beak. What the corn?

On his way out, the farmer played with the diddlers. And named 3 of the new hens. She didn’t get all up in their feathers.

There is nothing special about me. I’m a chicken. In a yard full of chickens. We all have beds of straw. We eat the same mash. We are different in our feathers. There are chickens here much fancier than me.

Wal-Mart shopping trip

I went to Wal-Mart for work. You should have seen the looks. I got ‘the looks.’ 😂 Those looks that say, ‘where did she get all her money? Is she shopping for Cox’s army? I bet she’s got 5 kids at home and is spending that tax money. Was there a run on toilet paper?’ Those looks.

One woman almost tripped over her own feet looking back at my buggy. It cracks me up to think of all the possibilities that people could be thinking. Yes, I spent just south of $400.00. My cart overflowth.

The trip made me tired (I’m still in recovery mode.) from being off work for a week. I was really dreading it. The looks made it so worth it.

*Buggy is country for shopping cart.

Dandy

Dandy

Now you see me. Now you don’t.
Will I live? You wish I won’t.

I started this life as a seed.
Some call me a weed.

I have a beautiful yellow flower.
That sticks out like a sore thumb in your pretty green grass; my super power.

You mowed me down!
Frown.

But I’ll be back as a light as air puff ball.
The wind blows me around. Can we see where I fall.

You continue to mow me down!
What’s wrong with you? Frown.

Oh, but I will get even.
Do you understand the mess you will be in?

Mow me down, you can try.
Sigh.

What do I feel? The vibrations of a lawnmower near?
I shrink into myself and hide. It’s worse than I feared.

No time to hide. Lay down. Blend in?
These vibrations are not my friend.

You think you’ve gotten the best of me?
Proud of yourself, I see.

The vibrations are gone. Surprise!
This wicked plan I have devise.

With a thousand of my sisters and brothers;
your yard, we will smother.

Our stems up right and tall.
A forest of dandelion stems stretching toward the sun. We will not fall.

Freshly mowed lawn indeed.
Now our evil plan you see.
The cutest thing to ever happen to a dandelion. 😉😂

Leave me the stars

As I peer into the night sky,

the moon and stars speak to me.

Until an ad passed by.

Now your brand is all I see.

Why? Words fill my every waking moment,

must they fill my nights as well.

The stars do not need an opponent.

Do you really need all 24 hours to sell?

Leave me the stars.

Let them be.

You have the internet, other media sources, t.v.’s in bars.

Can I not have the moon? Let it be free?

I don’t want cubesats.

I don’t want manmade constellations.

My brain is already a hazmat.

I need less sensation.

Why is “the commercialization of space inevitable”?

Leave me the stars.

The moon and stars are pleasurable.

They are beautiful. I can talk to them or scream to Mars.

Leave me the stars.

Inspired by Startrocket. I know very little about Starrocket other than what I read on futurism.com. The disco ball that was launched into space was only visible for a few seconds. This concept might be the same. Quote is from same futurism.com article. https://futurism.com/startrocket-giant-ads-night-sky-cubesats

Once there was Darkness

Sandstorm

Part 9

Kol was too exhausted to sleep. He absent mindedly lit a candle. A faint rattling came to his ears. The thought of a snake in his chambers made him sick. Then a foot appeared from behind a curtain. Kessa entered the room dancing. The rattle he heard was her tambourine. “What did I do to deserve a dance?”

“You would not dance with me at the celebration. Even the old stuffy duke danced but not our honored king. King Brum danced with your mother. He’s a good dancer by the way. But not you. How could you hurt a girls feelings in such a manner?” She danced around him.

“What you are saying to me is that if I hurt your feelings more often, you will be more playful and carefree around me?”

“Is that what you see?”

“I see the woman that has sworn before God to protect me…” he trailed off. “Will you ever forgive me?”

“I don’t know,” she teased. “My feelings are hurt deeply.” She continued dancing as she talked.

“I was never good at dancing.”

“It’s a lot like sword play and you’re very good at that.” The slight jingle of the tambourine combine with her scent and the swirling of her dress was driving him mad. “The dance at the celebration was very simple. Pretty much all you had to do was step out of the way.”

“Oh, that makes me feel better.” He blushed, reaching out, catching her around the waist. She used his jester to circle around in front of him. It was her intent to stop and arms length away from him. When she did, he pulled her in. Body to body. She was out of breath because she had been dancing. He was out of breath for a totally different reason. “You did hurt my feelings.”

“I’m very sorry.” He took her hand in his, holding it to his chest. “Kessa, I need you to do something for me?”

“I will try, as always my king.”

“Please call me Kol.”

She blushed, “I don’t know if I can.”

“Will you try?”

“I will try.”

He lowered his head, when he raised it again she was gone. Did he just dream that? No, the curtains were moving and he could smell her.

I hate you!

You are the most annoying sound in the world.

All I want is to stay all snuggly and warm.

Why can’t I stay curled,

my thoughts and feelings transformed.

My bed is like a trusted friend.

That perfect hug.

Sleep, the realm of dreams does bend.

My bed doesn’t care if I lay like a lug.

Chico doesn’t care; if my energy into the world, I do not send.

He just wants one more snug.

Urnt! Urnt! Urnt! Your sound less than grand.

I hate you. I hate you! I hate you!

All I want is to lay in the warm, silent, comfortable , dream land.

But no: I HATE YOU!

Once, twice, three, four! Leave me alone with the sand man.

Leave me alone. Why must you make me blue?

Urnt, urnt, urnt, URNT!

Why? Why. Why?

I didn’t stay up late last night. The candle at both ends was not burnt.

Sigh.

Levi Hutchins, who cares if you wanted to get up every day at 4 a.m.*

Urnt. Urnt. Urnt!

Just once. On a whim,

I’d like to sleep until my body says it’s time to get up, rurnt*

But no. Out of the bed, gotta get things done.

Out of the bed. This will not be fun.

*atlasobscura.com

• rurnt is Appalachian speak for something that has gone bad or is spoiled.

The Revolt of 2050 Part 2

Switching to Sustainable Energy

Windmills were pulled down or blown up. One of the funniest sights I saw was someone trying to pull a windmill down with a car. We never learned if it was staged or not. But the body of the car separated from the frame when the driver floored the gas. We still laugh over that. Silly car.

Dams were blown up. Lots of people died from the flooding.

People started just blowing more stuff up: water and sewer plants, power plants, refineries. Nothing was safe. Before the electricity failed, we were told the gulf was on fire.

And we couldn’t have gone without a good ole fashion book burning. It didn’t matter what the book was, as long as it would burn.

When you start talking about phasing out or redefining people’s jobs, temperatures rise. Alternative energy sources were not as labor intensive as oil, gas, and coal. It also took a different skill set. It was up to the individual to adapt and overcome. All the government programs designed to retrain employees that were laid off ran out of money in one year.

The government push for everyone to drive electric cars broke the power grid. “A first world country with a third world power grid”* transformed into no power grid in less than 2 years.

There wasn’t enough rare Earth elements to build all the batteries required. New battery technology couldn’t keep up.

The definition of wealth changed. If you owned your house or drove anything, or if you were overweight, you were considered wealthy. All the worlds banks collapsed before I was able to pay my house off. Because; there were so many people out of work, the government let people stay where they were. Can you imagine; by these new standards I’m wealthy. This is laughable.

My old 2012, I transformed into a solar car. The last thing I learned off the internet before it crashed. Yes, the internet failed. Cellphones failed. Banks failed. Grocery stores failed.

I was never able to afford an electric car or the ability to have a charging station put at my house.

I guess people don’t try to hurt me because I let folks camp in my yard and bathe in the creek. Because I do have solar, I will let people charge their phones. In exchange for something to eat. Sometimes something to read. It just depends on my current need. I have had people sit on my carport and weep when their smartphones charged and they could see pictures of their loved ones or hear their voices from old voice messages.

Each person has a different story. Different loss. Sam lost his job when we ran out of jet fuel. Jan’s truck ran out of diesel in Livingston.

People were sharing stories they had heard from their parents or grandparents about the 1970’s energy crisis. Was this worse? It’s always worse when it’s happening to you. No gas. No oil. People just quit. The human spirit is broken. Living from day to day is all that matters now. My how times have changed.

I always thought I’d live out my old age in a nursing home. I never thought I’d be sitting on my porch, tent city in my yard, gun across my lap, doing nothing. Wasting time.

What I wouldn’t give to have my bestie back. She chose (with good reason) not to have her brain downloaded into a computer. Though I struggle to hear her voice, it’s better this way. Were her eyes brown or gray? I can’t remember.

It’s the little things that get us by now. Some evening, we sit around a fire and I listen to people talk about where they are from. Where they are going and why? 90% of the stories are children going home to their parents. There is a need to make sure their person is alive.

Having friends is a rare commodity. I’d you have a friend; someone I can trust. You are wealthy beyond measure. If you have a true friend, it is a gift from God. ‘My friend.’ I still have the luxury of calling him, ‘my friend.’ Time hasn’t taken that away from me.

*Dianne Wiest as Shirley Abbott Secretary of Energy from Category 6 Day of Destruction 2004