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Attached is a piece of flash fiction, with exactly 100 words including the phrase “no thank you”. Let’s see yours! My digital timekeeper …
“No Thank You” Challenge
Ricky Hurlich, thanks for posting your challenge and allowing me to reblog it.
“No thank you challenge” 100 word story
This day sucked. All day long it was one thing right after another. It all started the second my foot crossed the threshold. Didn’t even get time to clock in before fur started flying.
Chico had gotten into the treats and got diarrhea.
Sam got out (somehow) and decided to play with a skunk.
Buttons had kittens.
Duke bit Buttercup. Bob couldn’t fine any of the 100 muzzles we have on inventory.
A BIRD!
Connie; our new volunteer, threw up before promptly quitting.
Bob rubbed his fingers through his thinning hair and asked “wanna get a drink?”
“No thank you.”
Written at the first of the Covid pandemic.
🦃
The turkeys are thawed in the fridge with care,
in the hopes that salmonella will not come visit this year.
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We have visions of pies, cakes and cookies dancing in our heads.
It may only be Thursday but we will be Sunday fed.
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Soon the air will be filled with the delightful smells of our Thanksgiving feast.
Mashed potatoes, brussel sprouts, fruit salad, stuffing and stuffing and stuffing.
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Our bellies will bust. Our buttons will pop.
But we can’t forget the egg nog to top it all off.
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Though this year will be different;
no one really wants Covid to show up for dinner.
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We can still feast and enjoy loved ones company;
however, 6 feet apart. Let’s make everyone a winner.
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So feast on, feast on, eat more ham.
Or a goose, a duck, maybe even Spam.
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From Chico and I, Happy Thanksgiving to y’all.
Enjoy your blessings and count them all.
Do you trust your instincts?
No. No. No. No. Did I mention? No!
The Past
Oscar just watched her. She had started swirling her water in the glass. He quickly changed the subject and more laughing ensued.
Everyone had left; Oscar and Esther worked together this time to clean up the kitchen.
She reached with her left arm to put something away in a cabinet above her head. Her shoulder screamed. ‘No.’ She thought she said it in her head but she must have said it out loud and Oscar heard. While her hand was still on the bowl, above her head, he took it from her putting it away. “Thank you.”
“Thank you for helping me.”
“I guess I’d better go too.” She walked toward the door to collect her coat.
Oscar quickly followed her. “Stay.” His hands were on her shoulders. “Please.” Neither of them moved for a moment. “You don’t have any furniture in your house. It would be a shame for you to sleep in a sleeping bag when I have a soft bed. Stay.”
She turned studying his face for a moment. Those big brown eyes were full of sadness again. The ones that only an hour ago were so full of light and laughter. He had his heart on his sleeve. It was easy to tell by the tone of his voice. “As you wish.” She smiled, slightly deflated. But she hated that sleeping bag.
“May we talk for a while?” He looked so lost. Almost like a child.
“Of course.”
He guided her to the couch. As they sat down, he began to speak. “Your word ‘neotenous’ has really bothered me.”
She was floored. After a moment was able to blurt out, “I’m sorry.”
“Please don’t be.” He wasn’t able to look at her. “I’ve thought about it ever since you said it. It hit me like a punch to the gut. I don’t understand why. It’s just a word.” He blushed. “I even had a conversation with our biology teacher about humans as animals. It was brought to my attention that maybe I was looking at this all wrong. Maybe it wasn’t the human aspect of the word at all.” He paused.
For a moment, she thought he was finished. With her voice soft and low, “if I ever say anything to upset you, I am more than willing to help figure out the issue.”
“It’s just a word.” He pleaded.
“It is. But something about it is upsetting.”
He felt a ripple of emotion seize his body. “But why?”
“I am more than willing to help you figure out the why.”
“This is stupid.”
“I disagree. There is a reason for your concern. You may have to sleep on it before an answer reveals itself.”
She took a deep breath, “thank you for changing the topic of conversation earlier.”
“You’re welcome. It was obvious from the way you started nusin’ that glass, that subject needed to go away.” The look on her face was one of utter bewilderment. He laughed. “Nus, nursing.”
“I love it. I’m gonna have to use it.”
“Being a teacher,” he added “you get good at redirecting people. Until my family enters the picture.”

I know it’s early.
Some people will fuss.
Ask me if I give a ———?

What’s your favorite month of the year? Why?
Whatever month Easter is in. Some years it has been March; other times April. Easter is my favorite holiday for two reasons:
Easter means spring is right around the corner. The Earth is waking up from its hibernation period. Birds are singing. Flowers are blooming. Sadly, the grass has started growing. But oh well.
Easter is jelly beans, chocolate bunnies, or soft fluffy bunnies. Baby chicks. Eggs, eggs, eggs.
Okay, three reasons: Easter is the resurrection of my Lord and Savior Jesus. Without whom I would have nothing and be nothing. Amen!
Friends
“Sure thing. Come with me sir.” She held her arm out for him in a move that traditionally gentlemen did for their ladies. “Oh, did you lock up? I know that I don’t really have anything in there worth stealing yet. But this really sweet gentleman told me that crime is everywhere.” She winked.
“Yes, my lady I did indeed lock up.” He smiled as he took her arm. She led him to his house. As she opened the front door his stomach let out a low, long growl.
She giggled, “nothing to eat today?”
“Just coffee and pop.”
“I will tell you the same thing I used to tell pap, ‘man cannot live on coffee and doughnuts alone’.”
He threw his coat over the couch as he strolled into the kitchen, shoes on. That smell. What had she been up too? Burgers. That smell was the wonderful aroma of grease and beef. The doorbell rang. He looked like a deer in the headlights. But only for a moment.
“Please don’t be mad. I invited Chet and Bell over for dinner.”
“Mad.” He smiled. “Never.” He gave her another great big hug before almost running to answer the door.
Bell had brought a lovely bouquet of flowers with them. Esther stood in the kitchen doorway watching the exchange of friends. Oscar really was a great person. It wasn’t a show he was putting on for her. And this was her first time seeing Bell. She stood at Chet’s shoulder, a guess of about 5 foot 6 or so with long black hair. They looked so in love. A looked that Esther envied but at the same time didn’t understand. Perhaps country men were different? Then Oat entered her mind. No. They were the same. These two men were different.
Oscar formally introduced Bell to Esther.
After they all had a plate of food. Chet bit into his burger. “Hmmm,” he growled with his mouth full. “These are grilled.”
Oscar smiled real big. “Found my grill did ja?” His eyes danced in a way that Esther hadn’t seen before.
Esther looked sheepishly at the ceiling with a half-smile on her face. “Hmmm, yeah.” She whimpered. And everyone laughed.
“You fixed the fries on the grill too. How’d you do that?” Bell asked.
“Piece of tin foil and cooking spray, sea salt and a little pepper.”
“These are the best.” Bell added.
After dinner, they all retired to the living room with a coffee or water. Everyone was laughing and having a great time. Chet was beguiling them with funnier tales from his 25 years of being in law enforcement.
Bell changed the tone of the conversation. “It’s not all fun and games Chet. There have been times that you have scared the life out of me,” she hesitated and pointed at Oscar, “us.”
“I know, love.” He smiled and held her hand.
Esther asked, “If I may, what is Bell short for?”
“Isabella.”
“It’s beautiful. Are you originally from this area? Your accent is a little different from the guys?”
She smiled, “no. I grew up in Lexington. One day I was going to Hazard for a meeting and got pulled over by this overzealous deputy for speeding.” She winked at Chet. “And the rest as they say is history.”
“So Esther, what did you do before you came here?” Bell asked with a smile.
Esther returned a forced smile, “I am not at liberty to discuss my former employer at this time.” She stared at her glass of water. Not wanting to see the confused expression on everyone’s face.
Hey, diddle, diddle,
The plates in the middle ,
The cup jumped over the moon;
The little fork laughed
To see the dish washer,
And the dish ran away with the spoon.
🤣
I think it would be exciting to rewrite a song with Weird Al.
I try to make putting dishes in the dishwasher fun.
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/46952/hey-diddle-diddle
I consider this ‘my favorite’ of stories I’ve written. This is a repost. The dates have been changed. Time marches on. And the story has been broken into chapters for easier reading. I hope you enjoy reading New Earth as much as I enjoyed writing it.
Posted: 10-9-2022
Revised: 9-10-2023
Reposted: 11-16-2023
‘What of religion? The Bible? God?’ The roar in my head returned and this electronic voice said, ‘forbidden subject matter.’
In my life before the trip to Mars, I didn’t set the world on fire with my religious beliefs. I went to church sometimes. However, I did pray multiple times a day. I read the Bible. I talked to people in my life about God and my beliefs. So if I was to understand correctly, religion in all forms has been forbidden by the CHIP. You are corrected if you think about anything associated with religion. This might account for the headache that I had. But then I guess if you haven’t been taught anything about religion, there’s nothing to think about?
This new Earth was a world with the total absence of God. A world void of belief. My heart sank as my head buzzed. A world void of God. How could this be? I didn’t like this new Earth. I wanted to sink my teeth into a big juicy hamburger. I wanted to smell something. Even if it was bad. A fart. ANYTHING! And most of all, I wanted to pray without this CHIP causing me to pass out.
As I looked around, the room seemed out of focus. My caretakers were not in sight. I clumsily ran to the door. When I opened it, I thought I heard alarms ringing. It could have been only in my head. I blindly ran. The multitude of houses were a blur. There was a few of the forms outside but they paid no attention to me. I ran and I ran. I ran until I couldn’t run anymore. My head felt like it was going to explode. I fell into grass. Real grass under my hands. I took a deep breath filling my lungs with the smell. At last a smell. I looked up to see yellow specks. Prayed they were flowers. I tried so hard to make them come into focus. In front of me was a blue blob. Could it be water? I crawled on my hands and knees toward it. “God let it be water.” I think I said it out loud. But at this point I had no concept of what was spoken versus thought.
The closer I got, the weaker I felt. My head was louder now than it had ever been. I was determined to figure out what was in front of me. I felt strange. My nose felt as if it was leaking. It took great effort to lift my green stained hand to my face. Upon lowering it, I saw red. Was that blood? Was my nose bleeding?
I looked to my right to see shapes moving toward me.
I made it! Water! It was water. I can smell it. Heavenly water.
Then I remembered: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. I slid head first into the water. It was cold, refreshing, a gift from God. ‘Thank you God!’ I shouted in my mind. ‘Thank you.’
I don’t want to live in a world void of God. Most everyone thinks of the end time as a dystopia post-apocalyptic world. This to me was the end time. A world in which God no longer existed in any form. According to the CHIP in my head, this world was without crime, suffering, struggle, there was no hatred or injustice. It was utopia. But without God, it was empty, a joke. A game. A great big video game where the computer was in control.
With the last bit of strength I had, I started to recite the Lord’s Prayer: ‘Our Father who art in heaven hallowed be thy name.’ I could feel my lungs filling up with water. I didn’t have the strength or desire to roll over. This was calm. ‘Thy kingdom come, thy will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven.’
My world became tranquil and my head stopped hurting.
The End.