Author Archives: Chico’s Mom

Struggle Bus

To the tune of “Folsom Prison Blues” by Johnny Cash That struggle bus is rollin’. It’s rollin’ ‘round the bend. If that bastard crashed, it wouldn’t hurt my feels one bit.  Stupid little bus.  Can’t we have uh moments peace? If I win the lottery tonight, I’d send that bus sailin’ Over the nearest cliff,Continue reading “Struggle Bus”

Have a laugh on me. 

It’s been 90 degrees in the shade round hur. The other night, at 9 pm, I decided to mow for an hour. Flashing light in hand, I did just that. The house beside me is being renovated. A friend of the homeowner comes flying over because he thought a prowler was searching the house.  It’sContinue reading “Have a laugh on me. “

From fifty cents to five dollars

Growing up we had words, fifty cent words were those big words used by smart tarts. Or folks accused to “gettin’ above their raisin’.” They were used brazin’.  Sometimes correctly, sometimes not.  Now thanks to inflation,  or creation. Hasenpfeffer Haberdasher Flabbergasted  kerfuffle  Obfuscate Boondoggle Fastidious  Could you please speak English? What’s wrong with; Rabbit stewContinue reading “From fifty cents to five dollars”

Mayhem meets the Easter Bunny “making a commercial”

I super enjoy the Mayhem Allstate commercials. Sadly for me, I called the ad agency that does those and was told they didn’t accept outside ideas. 😢 Song choices for commercial: PSY, Gangnam Style or Flo Rida, Apple Bottom Jeans ft. T-Pain In front (beside) the office building where I work, there is a groupContinue reading “Mayhem meets the Easter Bunny “making a commercial””

Coreopsis 26 a

Juliah was talking to Anna when there was a knock at her door. “Come.”  The door was opened, “Dr. Carter and Dr. Zabane what can I do for you?”     Sarah spoke, “Is there a place where we can sit and talk?”    “Yes this way.” She directed her attention to Anna. “That will beContinue reading “Coreopsis 26 a”